Genesis:Adam:FIRST!Satan:douche...Eve:¼span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"> www.ihateeve.com/?=nudepics/annoying/omgreally?..../Satan:Nice rockin' tits. Now try this apple, it'll make 'em even bigger.Adam:...
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I'm an ideas man, and I like helping people. I guess that's part of the reason why I'm banned from the police and fire departments, but it's also the reason why I decided to create this column: to help you, the ignorant masses.Go to college. If...
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The song "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" (by rapper Soulja Boy) has been a recent sensation among teenage girls and other creatures noted for their herd mentality. Unfortunately (although perhaps fotunately) for these innocent children, they have no idea...
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Professor Gerbil: OK, class, you know the drill here. It's the first day, so we're going to go around the room and state a little something about ourselves. Hopefully it won't take long, because I can't wait to get out of here and catch a little...
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Items Your Mom Buys That Serve No Real PurposeMarbles for Her VaseShe claims they’re for style, but you know that it is just a waste of money, and everyone knows moms love wasting money. CoastersWhy spend money on coasters when everyone has...
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Darkness slips in, stealing the ever-present toil.A release; captive now free from a definite sunrise.Earth's relative once distant, reforming its web,That clings to a force, succumb to its will.No more shall glee escape your lungs; immobility,No...
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The No Child Left Behind Act, or NCLB, is a great theory, but it is falsely enforced. The point of the NCLB is to nationalize and unify the public school systems in the United States and to standardize learning, which is a reasonable goal for a...
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This was our floor's garbage room at the end of the weekend.
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Women's Tonsil Hockey is too a sport.
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Usually when we get girls making out it's vertical. I perfer horizontal.
October 21, 2007 |
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"Words can't even begin to explain this picture." (more nudity then usual)
October 21, 2007 |
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"My two hot ass friends from high school (I think you guys should post this) WARNING: HOT BITCHES MAKING OUT"
October 20, 2007 |
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halloween is great
October 16, 2007 |
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The Ending of Seven, Re-Enacted by Stuffed Animals
October 11, 2007 |
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What the hell IS this???
October 11, 2007 |
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Friendship.
February 04, 2007 |
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David's Cousin.
February 04, 2007 |
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Get popular. Get Rocket Balloons.
December 22, 2006 |
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