CollegeHumor: Northeastern Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1928079 Pilgrim Bro's and Nava-Ho's That Guy Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:29:38 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1928079 Pilgrim Bro's and Nava-Ho's That Guy nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1928079"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:434697">steve</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1928079">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927904 Keep the Sabbath holy Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:17:32 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927904 Keep the Sabbath holy nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927904"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.d7cfb65a475683838a6be164574e4c40.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:354651">Chris</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927904">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927465 I mean...Farmville...Really?!?! Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:38:11 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927465 I mean...Farmville...Really?!?! nonadult comedy I guess Ill just have to find another bar... <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927465"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/b/collegehumor.8bf426a83fe706243ed599eb7653569b.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927465">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926422 Awesome Bike Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:20:53 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926422 Awesome Bike nonadult comedy One please lol <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926422"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/3/collegehumor.ddfe42a85025c4d5e30928a37385b88a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926422">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925408 Bleaker and Juno Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:57:56 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925408 Bleaker and Juno nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925408"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.e1002d659489773a844253637f23a4f1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707218">mrvinny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925408">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925366 Major League Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:18:31 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925366 Major League nonadult comedy "Hey Ricky... throw him the heater" <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925366"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.cea2546d6dbb91179291dd3f09b4c9dc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:634208">Adam</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924552 Leatherface Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:23:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924552 Leatherface nonadult comedy Oh man, I bet this guy got so many chicks at the Halloween party! halloween2009, leatherface, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924552"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/7/collegehumor.6d811b7642b9f784cb21f8072ef325ce.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923257 Is... oh, um... ok? Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:24:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923257 Is... oh, um... ok? nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923257"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/8/collegehumor.22eb80a1e2e20023a4d649d8d08512bc.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1261">daveUSMC</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923257">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920586 Sucks to BU....oh does it ever! Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:04:45 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920586 Sucks to BU....oh does it ever! nonadult comedy BU loves to hear how much they suck...enjoy...Go NU <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920586"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/5/collegehumor.4cccb51fce76b39b8b52f355d51c0c38.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920483 Road Sign Hack - SUCKS TO BU! Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:16:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920483 Road Sign Hack - SUCKS TO BU! nonadult comedy My friends and I, who are all Northeastern University students (and are all in unanimous agreement that Boston University sucks... hard), were walking down Mass Ave one night and we saw SUCKS TO BU! in big yellow letters on a construction site road sign. It would flash "EXPECT DELAYS" then a couple seconds later, "SUCKS TO BU!" which is the saying that so many Norheastern students have put on signs and t-shirts over the past few years to rally up some spirit during NU-BU sporting events (especially Beanpot Hockey games). Some genius NU students must have somehow hacked into the sign and figured out how to post that message. Hackers all across the country have been using this same method to post things like "ZOMBIES AHEAD" or other crazy messages for unsuspecting motorists to laugh at or fall victim to. This particular one was classy and wholely awesome. People on the sidewalks and in cars were stopping and taking pictures for the whole day and a half or so that this was up. Looks like Northeastern fired the first bullet in the NU/BU rivalry for this season, and it was a kill shot in my opinion. 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Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:55:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917315 What high school classmates are up to now. nonadult comedy No description really needed. I just can't believe someone would post this. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917315"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/f/collegehumor.1c2d678700a3704cf1f87a1fa7f60453.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707218">mrvinny</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917315">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907628 5th and Broadway Please Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:37:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907628 5th and Broadway Please nonadult comedy This dog is doing security ont he set of a new Tv drama series filming. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907628"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.f423734efa7536c244d11bea20c1a4c2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907628">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1907055 the miracles of facebook Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:59:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1907055 the miracles of facebook nonadult comedy Facebook Group started to discuss former teachers at my elementary school. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1907055"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/e/collegehumor.a2230a86ce7855fb902cf9beee9d2d9f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:134458">Dan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1907055">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906784 Never Underestimate the power of the Rick Roll Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906784 Never Underestimate the power of the Rick Roll nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906784"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/f/collegehumor.d23a10ebf1899739c232ee9f9bf2056e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906784">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905040 overkill much? Welcome to the job Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:43:30 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905040 overkill much? Welcome to the job nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905040"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.dddd118c0a9e0e849f4f8e4f4df3d40a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1854526">T-Bone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1128"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905040">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771612 Holy Bible: The New CH Version Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:53:04 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771612 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Genesis:


Adam:FIRST!

Satan:douche...

Eve:¼span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"> www.ihateeve.com/?=nudepics/annoying/omgreally?..../

Satan:Nice rockin' tits. Now try this apple, it'll make 'em even bigger.

Adam:Eat the freaking apple, Eve.

Yongwei:FIRST ASAIN

God:stfu, fatass

Methuselah:lol pwned.


Exodus:


Pharaoh:Hey Israelites, GET OVER HEEEEERE!!!

Scorpion:Not cool, man.

Moses:Let my people go.

Pharaoh:I'll let your people go build me some fucking massive 3 -D triangles and a big ass cat.OWNED!LITERALLY!

Moses:Goddamn you.Literally.Here's 10 plagues to suck on.And I banged your daughter.

Pharaoh:WTF GTFO!

Jews:woot.


Rest of Old Testament:


tldnr

(besides Song of Solomon - lol what a horndog)


Matthew, Mark, Luke, John:


Mary:Ummmm Joseph.... I'm preggo, but I swear it was the Holy Spirit, I still got my V-Card, honest!

Joseph:Yeah, right, and I'm the father of the Messiah.

Jesus:Me, ftw!

Pharisees:false.

Peter:hey Jesus, mind turning some more water into wine?Liquor stores are ironically and inexplicably closed on Sundays even though it's the year freaking 20 A.D.I mean, come on.... welcome to the first century, right?

Pontious Pilot:Um... it's about that time, Jesus.

Jesus:Ah dammit.

(3 days later)

Jesus:ME FTMFW!!!

Bhudda, Krishna, and Zeus :Fuck.



Acts- Jude:

tldnr


Revelation:


John:...hmmm, you raise a good question.I also wonder what my writings would look like if I consumed a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms...

(2 hours later)

JOHN:ZOMFG WE'RE ALL EFFED IN THE AY!!!! ARMAGEDDON!!! 666!!! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!!!

Bruce Dickinson:Hmmm.... you're onto something

Jesus: —hoa dude, chill out.¼/p>


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