Didn't they stop selling those 150 years ago?

It becomes painfully obvious how the media chooses to portray the Republican Party.

"No, it's right. It's.. it's.. %$^& it."

An ounce of double-checking is worth a pound of laser removal.

good to know

we left the room and didnt want anyone to clumsily knock over the... perfectly legal smoking material... we later realized that if for some reason the cops were to search the house it would be hilariously easy on them

The virtual crowd was so jealous they booed me off stage

214 different liquor containers, no two alike

The townhouse my roommates and I rented this past year had vaulted ceilings with a ledge running along each wall, we filled every inch of ledge space with liquor containers no two alike, this is what it looked like when we took them all down

My girlfriend's burn after Warped Tour. Hilarity ensues.

DaveCo Dating

price check

it says to scan item to find the price... but it just keeps giving me paper towels...

"These mattresses aren't actually tied down; The driver and passenger were holding the bungee chords."

Amish Toy

Found this at an Amish store. You can see what they really think about their princesses.

At least they didn't lock the keys IN the car.

We parked next to this car around 10 in the morning at a Metra stop in Elgin, IL. we didn't notice the keys till we came back around 7 pm. These are some really lucky people.

Nut Job

I could go for one.

Purchase a Scream of a Good Time

For a dollar, an employee will scream in your face. The tea is complimentary.

Tingular

Awkward Facebook

A one night stand that went horribly wrong.

Well since you lose, give me another!

Driving home for Mother's day, this sign popped up on I-88!

Tingular

My girlfriend dumped me after I made this

Yummmm, I could go for some.

ass porckchops!

These chips are so cheel. Jakke!

Amir would love these chips cuz they are so cheel.