Hooking UpMeeting people is an important part of life in college. There are lots of people who are like you, and deserve to meet you. There are certain people who aren't looking for long-term relationships, but they are looking for someone to be...
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First: Get bored. Do the same routine every day, wake up next to her; remember this used to make you smile. Take a piss, miss the toilet, make a feeble excuse not to clean it up (you're too tired - a little urine never hurt anyone - etc.)....
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Preparation: The first thing you will need is a passport. Those American customs agents won't take any guff so make sure you have a decent picture (sticking your tongue out...
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I walked in. The band just started.The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.Was on a mission to drown her memory butI thought "no way" with all this ruckusBut after one round with Jose CuervoIt was 2-for-1 night, a shot was handed to meAnd...
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As a Michigan resident, I was a little taken aback when I found out that early Monday morning, the Michigan budget became so withdrawn, that the state government actually shut down for four hours and could potentially have shut down for much...
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Jack Off Wack Off Beat Off Wank Off Shank Off Jerk Off Smurf Off Choke Off Yerk Off Blast Off Squeeze Off Rub...
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The awkward moment is a pivotal part of life. It is not just a silver screen illusion dreamed up by Ben Stiller, it actually does happen. Some people have grown so accustomed to these moments, that they actually deny having experienced them,...
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There are few things more pompous than a man who chooses the center urinal in an empty bathroom. What sick thoughts must go through the man’s head upon choosing that iconic symbol in which to expend their previous drinks that day? Is it...
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What does all Mexican food has in common? Tacos Tortilla meat cheese vegetables Nachos Tortilla meat...
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When did thin become the new requirement for a good cell phone? It seems that any Cellular advertisement I see on TV is promoting the newest thinnest cell phone, and they always give them all these clever names. What I don’t...
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The following is an in-dept interview with Wheeler, a member of the former captain planet team. Me: So where are you originally from ... Wheeler, and when did you decide to become a planeteer?Wheeler: uh, Brooklyn, New York. And I never really...
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Dear Royal Family of England, Hi, my name is, oh man, you almost got me there, but any how I kidnapped William. Why am I doing this, well, I want some money, and this...
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More organs from drifters.
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So I didn’t want to do this, but I had nothing else to do because I somehow became susceptible to the human flu and went upstairs into my mom’s house to get better. While I was on the couch, I figured I would accomplish a feat...
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As a history major, I obviously pick up a thing or two about history whence in class. Some people tell me it affects my social interactions and instant messenger conversations, methinks thine peers dwellst on details for which matters nary a...
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Languages, now those are something I could never do, speak another language. I tried, I took about three classes for French, but all I fucking remember is how to ask if they speak English. Fuck that, I'm not going to try very hard, I figure if I...
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I don't think Fred Flintstone was healthy enough to have had his own Vitamin line.
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In college it is often difficult to decide what you want to do, or even who you are. Its ok, don't feel lost, it could be worse. If there is one thing I did learn, its not to be either a nosy reporter from the muckraking school or a blue collar...
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You think you know, but you have no idea; this is the diary of Anne Frank
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Before I begin this article, I must admit that I personally have a Myspace page, I have music that I like, and everybody else mutes while viewing my profile, playing in the background, I post blogs, and I even go as far as to post bulletins so...
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