Grandma Beer Hat

friend's grandma wanted to see what "all the fuss was about this beer hat contraption"

Results of "Ruin a Poll"... VICTORY IS OURS MEN!

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. Possible Amir look-a-like?

Through the Looking Ass

Hey man, could you crack the window?

Creepiest Roommate Ever

My roommate forced me to watch both 2 girls 1 cup and in this video 2 girls 1 finger, and his creepiness is horribly apparent in this video.

Why Absinthe is Illegal

This is the green fairy.

Chris and Silent Bob

Lots of people say I look like Jay. Maybe it's because I have long hair, or maybe it's because I hang out squat, quiet drug dealers. I've never been quite sure, but I'm always down for some extra dough... so show me some jungle love and put that shit in my hand.

The Freshman 15 Contest. My anti-ice cream.

Freshman 15

He blew up quick like Mike Jones

a rather confused "that guy"

Simon Cowell Pitches for Viagra

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Mr. Fantastic now starring as: That Guy!

CNN is trying to kill you...

Another great online ad placement

Guido and The Hulkster

Bartending as a guido at a private Halloween party -- this guy screams at me for a Jagerbomb from across the room and tells me he's gonna "grind on every piece of pussy that walks in the door." He left after half an hour.

The Coors Knight

Quailman

hearse

saw this hearse while driving down the road. confusingly a regular old man was driving it?

In Celebration of Opposite Day

Today is not opposite day?

My Heritage

He does look peaceful

A Tale of Ghost Riding

This is the trailer for the up and coming Sony Pictures Classics documentary about ghost riding.