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Remember when you had me smell your nasty pot of broccoli-and-cheese that you let sit in the sink for two weeks? Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Well, I've been saving my courtesy sniff. I've also been saving a jug of milk in the back of the fridge for two months. It's actually fermented, and I've had to use adhesive to keep the top from shooting off. By the time you read this, I will have called in my courtesy sniff.
Jonathan H., School Not Given

Aragorn: Are you drunk yet?

Frodo: Yes, I pre-gamed liked three pints of ale.

Aragorn: Not nearly drunk enough. Come now, the Watcher awaits.

The two travelers approach the dangerous Watcher, bouncer of club Moria.

Watcher: Bring biddies, and enter.

Frodo: Aragorn, what does he mean?

Aragorn: Hmm, it's some sort of riddle. We simply say the password, and the way will open.

Watcher: Um, it's no riddle. You're either with girls or you're not.

Aragorn and Frodo look around frantically for females. Lady Arwen and her elvish priestesses make their way past as the Watcher lifts the velvet rope for them.

Brett from Flight of the Conchords: Lady Arwen!

Aragorn pushes Brett to the ground, he is not to be seen nor heard from again.

Aragorn: Dearest Arwen, whilst thou guide me, Isildur's heir, into the club?

Arwen: Ugh, don't talk to me mortal.

Arwen and her priestesses ceremoniously march into the club.

Aeowyn: Aragron, (snort!), I'll go in with you.

Aragorn is recoiled with disgust at her tattered clothes and snot covered face.

Aragron: Oh, oh god no.

Frodo: Lord Aragorn, who is that horrid beast?

Aragorn: Umm, just one of Sauron's spies ignore her.

Aeowyn: You once told me you loved me, why are you so afraid to go out with me?

Aragorn: I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to be seen with you, that is something else entirely, something my reputation cannot return from.

Aeowyn leaves, crying. Everyone enjoys a hearty laugh. Suddenly Eomer and a pack of Rohirim in popped collars and white visors appear.

Watcher: Hey Eomer, dude, whats kicking in Omega Kappa Rohan?

Eomer: Aww not much ya know, just dropping by with the pack.

Watcher: Come on in bros.

Aragorn: Hey Eomer, can I come with?

Eomer: Yeah sure, whatever dude...

Aragorn kneels next to Frodo and speaks softly to him...

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can get you in, I promise-

Eomer: Leave the Hobbit.

Aragorn: No Problem.

They all merrily enter Club Moria. Frodo is left alone to return to his dorm, where he is approached by his roommate Samwise Gamgee.

Samwise: I wonder if we'll ever be put into clubs! Yes, I can see it now, "Frodo and Sam birddoggin biddies on the dance floor, why yes, thats one of my favorite stories..."

Frodo: I'm so very lonely.

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Jenna S., University of Victoria

Hey, remember how you and your friends tormented me the entire year by deliberately throwing parties in the room above my bedroom when you knew I had work the next day? And then remember how when I was out of town, you all got a little out of control and started stripping and taking photos? And how someone was stupid enough to post them on facebook? Yeah, I know you had them deleted, but not soon enough. I have them, and I'm sending them to your boss. Enjoy unemployment.
Vicki, School Not Given

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Alex, School Not Given

You refused to take out the trash, wash your dishes or clean your side of the sink so I cleaned your side of the sink along with your microwave with my dirty socks and rung the water into energy drink the other day.
Brittani B, VSU

Hey you obnoxious suitemate. Remember how you had to spend hundreds of dollars getting your laptop fixed four different times because the hard drive kept "freezing"? Yeah, that was easy to do. One magnet, ten seconds, and boom! All your data is gone.

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• Ability to receive college credit
  
• Willingness to learn and work with a team
• Residence in, or within commuting distance of NYC (Manhattan)
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• Be involved in the pre-production and production of all videos
• Help out in the office and on set
• Be a crucial part of a small team where every member counts
  
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It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Emilio, remember the night after you watched Paranormal Activity, when you were dragged off your bed and into the hallway which caused you to piss your pants? I still get laughing fits remembering that.
Xaeroe Ecks, UT

That wasn't pink eye. I put some steel wool shavings in your contact case and dipped the tip of your eye liner in dish soap.
Dee B, BSC

Don't be fooled by his face, he loves the attention

• Real-Life Example: A friend and I ran into James Franco. Well, we didn't run into him. We waited for him at Starbucks on a Monday night because he's there every Monday at 10:30. Of course when we approached him in line, he was thrilled to speak with us, but kindly asked us to wait until later for a picture, because he didn't want to make a scene. He had, of course, the obligatory baseball cap pulled down low, and when the clock struck twelve, he took it off, and stood proudly in line for one more coffee while everyone basked in his eternal glory. 

• Real-Life Example: A group of friends and I saw Liev Schreiber in front of a bar down the block from our dorm. Unfortunately, we had no cameras or cell-phones, but that made our approach to him that much more friendly. My friend, clearly the only one among us with balls, nonchalantly walked up to him, and said, "Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like Liev Schreiber?" Liev, of course, answered "Well, funny story. I am." The rest was magical. He wished us good luck in Yiddish.
  

• Real-Life Example: Someone I know of went to Madonna's birthday concert, and of course, stalked her at the stage door. When she emerged, he wished her a happy birthday and congratulated her on her great performance. To this starstruck child she responded, "I'm not great. I'm iconic." That's what you get for stalking Madonna.

• Real-Life Example    As many people know, Jude Law lives in an apartment building adjascent to one of NYU's Freshman dorms. One of my friends happens to live in the dorm that looks into his apartment. So, one morning, ol' Judie decided to exercise on his balcony. The group of girls woke up to his half-naked body across the alley from them. When he went inside, they figured he must've seen them gawking and excused himself for a more private setting. They didn't expect him to emerge with oranges to pelt at their window. Which he did.
  

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Hey Nuccio, sorry about putting one of our other roommate's (whom you had some tension with) phone numbers in the pocket of your girlfriend's jean skirt that she had left out on your bed. I thought you would realize it was a joke the way I left the note blatantly sticking out of the pocket and really couldn't have predicted your reaction.
Cameron, UMass

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Anonymous, University of Missouri

MY lunatic roommate was obsessed with vampires. She would sit in the dark with fake fangs on and listen to The Cure. I got so sick of it I ripped her Vampire poster down, which I caught her making out with more than once. The next day she put pictures of me sleeping all over the room, and covered them in ketchup. I didn't go back for a week. Next time you pretend you're a vampire try not to cry so much, it doesn't make you too intimidating.
Sarah Billingston, School Not Given

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Hey fat*ss roommate, remember when I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years and you guys hooked up a week later? Well since you wouldn't admit it I took a magnet and wiped down your laptop, TV, and your credit cards. It was so fun to see you panic when you couldn't pay your tab at the bars or watch you fail your online class because you're too lazy to wall to the library! Hah, don't ever lie again or screw me over. Next time I'll take a magnet to your GPS!
Anna P., University of Georgia