The male walk of shame is something very distinct and different from the female walk of shame. It does not involve any post-coital encounter, or morning after bike ride. It is a completely different monster, of equal shame, yet very different...
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-Yo! Shit, it's like 6 and i aint got no money, I got these brews though. Whats up bro? tryin to chill.... yeah, i got these brews, tryin to start drinkin real quick, ya know, get the night started. Oh, you got homework? Shit, aw no problem...
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Whenever I get money out of the ATM machine in college, it gives an unnecessarily loud and long beeping sound. I finally figured out why...to help criminals. Or just desperate college kids. The translation goes:BEEEE - OPTIMUM...
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Finding a small hair in your mouth after shaving your pubes.
Dear T9, I know that for the most part we get along great. I frantically type random buttons and assume that you will pick up my slack and create words - the keyword here of course is ASSUME. Now, don't get me wrong, you really help out a lot...
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College: Saturday 8:00 pmFrat Guy 1 "Dude, do you realize how close we are?" *throws beer can into massive pileFrat Guy 2 "When that god damn FUCKING pile touches the ceiling, we will be royalty!!" *slams beer and throws at pile Frat Guy 3 *Out of...
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College: Monday 8:00 AMFrat Guy 1 "Dude, I am going to start drinking the second I wake up! Ready...Set...GO!" *Starts chugging vodka*Frat Guy 2 "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE KING!" Frat Guy 3 *Out of breath* "Whatever loser, I'm gonna drink in my...
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Spring is in the air...so what better time to ditch the zero and get with the hero? Here's a few reasons a change would do you good.10. You don't catch me spooning with three of my frat brothers after a night of beer pong and shots of "Horse...
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If you're reading this, there's a pretty good chance you're a member of the most exclusive, ultra-cool, super-swanky club in the world...Facebook. Facebook's not for everyone - at least, it wasn't for everyone. When it started off as a nifty...
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Dear Carlos, Hey man. I've seen a few of your standup routines and a few of your shows, and I have some news for you. I don't mean anything personally by it, really, its just that, well, dude, i mean, you're not funny. ...
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Sometimes, I love reading the comments as much as I enjoy looking at the pictures and videos themselves. Personally, I can't get enough of the fight that is going on between these two girls near the bottom in this picture. However, I have...
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Wal-Mart Expansion Continues Bentonville, AK (AP) - Despite leading the world in retail sales, Wal-Mart's customer loyalty is low. Wal-Mart announced recently that they are now expanding into a new market-religion: The Church of the Holy Wal-Mart...
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A Christmas Break Carol
December 25, 2008 |
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The story is so good, I don't even care if it's real
December 03, 2008 |
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You sir are a tailgate God
November 28, 2008 |
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A Letter To The Democrats, From A Patriots Fan
November 02, 2008 |
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I hope they find him
October 21, 2008 |
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Google unveils a long overdue gmail feature
October 08, 2008 |
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The Mushroom Kingdom has really gone downhill
October 06, 2008 |
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Adverse Effects of Baby Einstein Videos
July 31, 2008 |
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Your Body's Night In
June 12, 2008 |
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Metal Album Covers Dissected
June 12, 2008 |