What you write: "I'm sick. Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to class today." What you really mean "I stayed up all night playing Guitar Hero on expert, and I still can't beat Freebird!"What you write: "I need to hit the dentist up for my...
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A compendium of ideas regarding the imbibed personality traits superseding those of the sober man can be found below this loquaciously pedantic introduction.The sober man sees: Oprah WinfreyThe imbibed man sees: Halle BerryThe sober man...
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PTA Brawl
July 31, 2008 |
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DJ scratches The Imperial March.
June 26, 2008 |
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Two will enter, one will leave.
May 08, 2008 |
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My only problem with Keira Knightley is how difficult it is to spell her name.
April 23, 2008 |
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Leprechauns in Alabama
March 17, 2008 |
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"What a view."
March 06, 2008 |
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Enormous beers, enormous boobies, poor lighting - all the ingredients for a great night.
March 03, 2008 |
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Rise and shine!
January 16, 2008 |