German Advertising: Let's shape the hot dog like a dong! JA! What'll we call it? Butt Munch? NO- back.snack!

Men, bow down to this man.

F355 Spider Ferrari with awesome plates.

That's MR. Calk to you!

She just wanted to borrow a couple of nuts...

Twotone jeans

I saw this guy at a gas station in Troutdale, Oregon. He has taken the most powerful leg of two pairs of jeans and created the ultimate denim suit.

I think the birds are more afraid of that face...

In his defense, he was looking for a floatation device so he could get home.

$15 dollars to service your tailpipe

From a small town called Estacada...known to me and my friends as "Incest-acada"

"The American Poop Movie" is the official title. wtf?

it's a movie at blockbuster

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

An expert That Guy

Lame Steven Seagal

I guess the people at T.V. Guide get bored at 1 a.m. — or just really hate Seagal

Bree Olson with SAE

Pornstar Bree Olson came to our local porn shop, and the manager let us get a picture with our digital camera, but the topless one had to be a polaroid, but it ended up with our hands on her tits! College 1, Porn 0!

Javier Bardem vs. My Friend Kris

Kind of scary when you look like an academy award winning serial killer

Because your hands are tied up!

Name of an actual janitorial service in Corvallis, OR

Minor Flesh Wound

Hit with a softball that was pitched from 4 feet away...

The Marisa Miller craze needs to start up again

Well... I mean... at least she matched our school colors

Our friend Anne inadvertently showed the most school spirit at the football game.

Kings and Assholes=Gay

During a game of Kings and Assholes, the guy on the right had the option between deepthroating the banana by himself, or going half way down it with another guy. This is the result

The donkey show of Thailand

A ping pong show is similar to a donkey show, just replace the donkey with ping pong balls, darts, beer bottles, and just about anything else