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A Short Mediation on Philosophy (and cocaine)

Philosophy is a subject that has been discussed by man for LITERALLY hundreds of years.On the question of free will. Do we have free will? Everything points to yes. We certainly have the feeling that whatever we are doing at any given moment is...

TFLN (Telegraphs From Last Night)

Boston(617) dude, all these ppl at the harbor are dressed like indians wtf. come get me.Lexington(781) the british r coming. no homo lol.D.C. (202) I shot burr, that a-hole deserved it.Texas(956) I was at the Alamo all nite, blacked out, don't...

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Know Your Douche Bags

Indie Douche: Musicus ObscurusAccessories - Man purseClothes - Purchased at a thrift storeCatch Phrase - "What?! You've never heard of the (insert totally obscure band name here)?"

Job Interviews: The Truth is Overrated

Having a successful job interview can be even harder than keeping the four people you've been sleeping with from learning about each other. But while lying to get laid is super fun, job interviews are a pain in the ass. In both situations, a good...

The Stinky Inky

˜Twas a calm summer night, but two cherries burned bright.One from a joint,The other from a pipe.¼/o:p>The darkness surroundingTheir oasis of light,While the skunky funky smokeTook them places, alright.¼/o:p>Settled on the...

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Dream Book

RecentlyI've kept a notebook next to my bed with a little reading light and a pen. Theidea was to write down any ideas that come to me while I'm sleeping so that Ican remember them in the morning. ¼o:p>Afterabout 3 weeks of doing it this...

Entering The NBA Draft

So instead of doing college work this year in my classes, I took the time to learn how to enter the NBA draft. To be honest after the letter I wrote Commissioner Stern , I was surprised to be alive let alone get the paperwork back to pursue my...

AIDS Karma

The other day, I was walking down the street tomeet a friend for coffee while listening to my Ipod, when a man jumped in frontof me and asked if I had a moment for AIDS awareness.I pointed at my ear buds and kept walking.I now have shitty AIDS...

Joe College

Senior Citizen Video Games

Due to recent record profits in the video game market, many video game companies have decided to try and profit from the single largest demographic: Baby boomers. Fortunately, I was able to get a hand on some of those video games. Here's a first...

What "Jaws: The Revenge" Taught Me

1. Sharks can not only hold a grudge against an entire family, but can pass it down from generation to generation.2. Sharks can track people's flights from the Northeast to the Bahamas. Seriously, nothing is safe on the internet.3. Sharks can not...

Petition to ban Mindy Raf from Collegehumor.com

Dear Amir,We the undersigned wish for you to cease and desist allowing Streeter to put this trash on the front page.kthx <3

What I learned from Vantage Point:

I am being "crushed on" by a 26 year old man...uh...boy.

That's right : CRUSHED ONFucking Crushed On.  And those are his words. Not mine.And By a 26 year old man, I clearly mean a 26 year old third grader.  But you know what?  It's cool, I guess I'd still be up for a little bang bang.&...

Rules For Strip Madden

So, after trying to come up with a fun way to get naked, I came up with the rules for Strip Madden. While the girls may get naked faster, it can work to their advantage.Touchdown or Field Goal: Other person loses an article of clothing, and¤oes...

When Video Games Get Real

Pacman returns to his home after a long day at the office, but somebody else is already inside... To Be Continued...

How to be Famous

1.) Look like Heidi Montag2.) Take off most, if not all of your clothesp.s. If you don't look enough like Heidi, get plastic surgery to do so. Hell, that's what she did right?

Ode to a Propane Salesman

You wear your blue jeans and white t-shirt as if you created them. Arlen, Texas is not just a home to you, but a way of life that should be respected and appretieated for all its worth. Hank Rutherford Hill you should be Webster's Dictionary...