Dorm Policy

My roommate and I decided that the dorm policy handbook didn't cover important topics, so we decided to let the rest of the dorm in on some new policies.

Cuz' the catcher never calls you back if just run him over

High expectations...

At the end you find out that the naglene has been poisonous the whole time.

Jack Bauer rocks out to The Ramones

Hey after that many adventures you'd want to be sedated too.

Michael Phelps is always the fastest swimmer.

China Buffet Deliverys

The China Buffet in town recently added a sign out front to advertise their new delivery service.... they still don't have a good old on English grammar...

Mmmm...chocolate.

Further proof that George Clooney is in love with himself

The Imissile

And if you remove the sim card it can run on Verizon's plan!

Smoothie

They seem so pleased to mutilate themselves

Balls in your face

That's just disgusting. A blatant disregard of the Dewey Decimal system.

Way to mess another one up America ...

This is what sperm see on the way out.

Oh snap

New roomate.

The "Lollypop Plant" Really!!

The girl who was with us really thought she was looking at a bunch of lollypops.

Fun on top of a parking garage.

If you need to be told the story behind script then you need to rethink being a football fan.

Haha. Hump!

Fuel Car

My roomates and I were puttin' pennies on the tracks and found this and a can of kerosine on the next car.

Scuba John