I carry my gat in this fanny pack.

He's cutting the roof of that child's mouth, stop him!

Sometimes the best Halloween costumes are simply the nakedest.

Ohio State!!!

To be fair, Ohio State did win the game.

Good thing "do" is there, otherwise the tone of the entire statement is changed.

Try playing beer pong with this distracting you.

Turtles in Disguise

Just four regular pizza loving humans and a sports fan - nothing funny going on here, officer.

"Optical illusion... Can you spot the island?"

"Some friends and I threw a lingerie and tequila body shots night. All the guys wore thongs and the girls all wore some type of lingerie and body shots were mandatory." Parents having trouble motivating their children to get into college should show them this picture.

Lingerie body shot party - the most "nuff said" phrase ever.

He's got the shaming blues.

I never knew it was that easy.

Cooking in the bathroom

A fuse blew in the kitchen and we were drunk and hungry at 1:13 am and couldnt wake the landlords up, the only outlet that worked was in the bathroom

That's great, but I really wanted some wine

Easter Sunday at a local soup shop,

They're back

I sent in the "Do you wanna fuck us" girls a couple years back... this is their repeat performance... "What would you do to fuck us now?"

The workout

Visiting some of my favorite ladies with my roomate and this is what we walked in on.

Shamming

Sleep with you shoes on and lose your dignity

It started as writing... then one guy decided he would try to cover every inch of skin in marker... luckily for this guy the marker ran out...

The didn't see it cumming....

On the beach of Mexico my buddy bought this thing where when you raise up the lil cloth a huge dick pops up.....did it to girls all day....never got old....

"Handicopulation"

Found over spring break on Ocracoke Island, NC.