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A Democrat Faction in Mexico

July 4th 2008.Well, the Democratic party in San Miguel was exactly what you could expect from democrats. I am talking about the most unorganized chaotic experience I have ever been a part of. You would imagine a large group of old white people...

College Humor Presents: Students of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Fratastic:Even though you come from an upper class neighborhood, you know the difference between a rifle and a shotgun and everyone respects the Ducks Unlimited stickers on your Z-71 tahoe. Your undying love for Jack...

Offbeat Proverbs

. Lock the door, LOCK THE DOOR!Practice what you preach...you damn Christians. Rain, rain, go away, come again another day...preferably when my girlfriend wants to do something outside. Revenge is sweet...you'll get your chance Jews.The first step...

Trying to Find the G-spot: Battleship Style

The G-spot is one of nature's mysteries that intrigues and baffles most men. The purported location of the G-spot has changed over time, as if it wasn't hard enough to find in the first place. It's like finding Carmen Sandiego; when you do finally...

The Differences Between Halo and Your Girlfriend

Allows you to travel to a universe where aliens are trying to take over the world, artificial intelligence has surpassed human intelligence, and the fate of civilization is in your hands.Girlfriend:Lives in a universe where Sex and the City is...

The Brad and Chad Mini-Series.

Brad and Chad Go To A PartyChad: So are you sure it's cool if we just show up?Brad: Yeah man! I used to date this chick.Chad: Well, okay. Here we are. You go in first.As Brad and Chad walk in, Brad's ex-girlfriend notices him from across the room....

Getting To Know Your Professor Via Email

It's surprisingly easy to learn a lot about your instructors based on the messages they send you. Check it out.Professor Whose Dad Didn't Love Him

MTV's Ruin...I Mean Pimp My Ride

Xzibit: What's up ya'll it's your boi X to the Z Xzibit. We're back and we're ready to blow Josh's mind with his new ride! You ready Josh?Josh: Yeah I'm pumped.Xzibit: AIGHT!! Josh, when I came to pick up yo car it was a disaster. The seats were...

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Created in collaboration with Jonathan Motney.

The Day the Writers Died

(Three writers are sitting in a room debating over which snack does a better job of satisfying hunger; hot pockets or a regular sandwich. The hot pockets are winning because what they lack in ingredient variety they make up for in consumption ease...

Great Female Inventions (As Reinvented by Men)

Over the course of history, women have contributed to some of our greatest inventions. Here's how a few of them might have turned out had men come up with them.BarbieInventor: Ruth HandlerCharacteristics: Long blonde hair, large breasts, thin...

How It's Made: Sorority Girl

Conception: The whole process begins at conception. The best way to guarantee a sorority girl product is to combine a current sorority girl and fraternity bro. Combining these two makes for an easy conception stage sans consent, which can...

News Headlines I Wish Were Real

Headlines you might read in the Sunday paper of a perfect world:Canseco: I helped provide producer with 'baby batter' for Zoey 101 starWomen unanimously agree: size doesn't matterFrat guy learns second song on acoustic guitarStudy: Late night fast...

Proverbs That Suck

"A watched pot doesn't boil."I want to clarify that all proverbs are a waste of time. I'm just focusing on the proverb that is extreme, and in this case, a complete lie. When you first hear this proverb you assume you have the ability to control...

Creative People Being Uncreative

Jonathan Motney: Dude I think I came up with a pretty solid article idea. So I was thinking about how some of the most creative things have some incredibly uncreative characteristics. I was thinking about writing short dialogues of the creators...

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Matt Leinart Update

Following the release of a set of controversial photos of Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart partying with college coeds, CollegeHumor assigned a crack team of researchers to uncover more of the signal caller's off-field exploits. The...

An Illustrated Glossary of...

Historical TermsWith more than half the semester already behind us, it's important to start preparing for exams early. For those of you too lazy to pick up your history book, here's a guide to some of the trickier terms you might encounter.