To-Do Lists, According to Profession

Aging Rock Star:Special thanks to illustrator intern Caldwell Tanner, whom I also heard eradicated malaria in several small African countries. 

Girl Who Left School to Have a Baby Updates Her Facebook Profile

Accurate Candy Heart Translations

Special thanks goes to Chris Richman for help, and also for being so handsome. 

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Crash Into Me (Part 2)

So much inspires the holiday spirit on Grey's Anatomy: divorce, white supremacy, giant needles, and gallons of blood pouring out of my childhood dreamboat's neck. Looks like Santa came early to Seattle Grace this year. Ho ho ho!When we last left...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Crash Into Me (Part 1)

Since last week was Thanksgiving and I was trapped in parts of Ohio that don't have high-speed internet (my Nana's house!) The Morning After Grey's never materialized. But tonight's episode was a rerun-- this season's opener about which I've...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Forever Young

I had a mushroom haircut." –Bailey. What? YOU STILL DO.Second quote of the night: "You look EXACTLY like her dad!" -bitchy high school girls to SloanThe smart money says McDreamy hooks up with Rose by February sweeps.Next week: Something...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Physical Attraction... Chemical Reaction

Few things in this life are certain, but one thing that is involves Grey’s characters naked and staring at the ceiling, covered in sweat and wondering what to say. After breaking up a marriage and waiting for months to have sex again, Izzie...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Kung Fu Fighting

Oh, boy. This week Grey’s Anatomy delivered just what the doctor ordered (see what I did right there? So clever!) in two ways. The first was extended pleasure Grey’s—five minutes longer!!—and the second was Christina Yang,...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Haunt You Everyday

One thing's for sure: Large and In Charge is back with a vengeance. This season Grey's has been a little too Izzie-centric for my taste, and it was a welcome relief to have a break from all of her mindfuck this week. So Callie took over Seattle...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: The Heart of the Matter

When we last left our friends at Seattle’s most dysfunctional hospital, George told Callie that slept with Izzie just before the episode ended. Grey’s is defined by its good cliffhangers (Does anyone remember “This is my husband,...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Let the Truth Sting

Cross my heart, hope to die, was-it-really-necessary-to-show-Alex-sticking-a- needle-into-that-kid's-eye, has Grey's picked up. Wow. Tonight's theme was "You can't handle the truth!" and I can't imagine how Really Old Guy Charlie won't win an Emmy...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: Love/Addiction

In last week's preview the Chief promised, "A resident has been attacked and A BABY IS MISSING!" And were they ever. Tonight's theme: addiction. As in, George can't quite quit his bad marriage, McDreamy sadly realizes he's dependent on Meredith,...

Morning After Grey's Anatomy: A Change is Gonna Come (Season 4, Episode 1)

I’ll admit: Grey’s Anatomy has seen its hey-day. The show peaked at the end of the second season, has been on a slow decline since, experienced the backlash of a major public scandal, and has seen two major characters leave. But I...