Anyway, Kimber and MLMD got tattoos of each other's faces on their biceps, so it's especially awesome of her to be withholding sex. I guess since Julia's not around, every other female character has to act thrice as cunty to make up for it. Sean...
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Teddy Rose tries to wake Sean up, but he's unresponsive. Shecalls Christian into the room and he's like, "OMG did the Carver get himagain?" and she's like, "No, I think he took some evil sleeping pills that Igave him," and Christian's like, "It's...
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Sean wakes up in the middle of the night and takes the sleeping pills Teddy gave him. He also notices that he's wearing a wedding ring. Later, Teddy tries to wake him up, and he appears to be dead. Heartbroken, Teddy is all, "Eyes, look your last!...
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Fun fact: Bram Stoker was a huge fan of Walt Whitman (either he or Lorca was the president of the Walt Whitman Fan Club), which in the 19th century was a euphanism for saying someone was gay, like saying a woman was a k.d. Lang fan in the 1990s....
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Man, I know that Nip/Tuck has their whole thing with naming episodes after characters getting surgery, but they really could have had a heydey with this one. Of the many I considered while watching the show (The Replacements; Die, Mommie, Die), I...
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I'm not sure if anybody caught Christopher Titus' new Comedy Central special this weekend, but it was really good. He's one of the better storytellers working today, along with David Sedaris and Mike Rowe. In the past Titus has talked a lot about...
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Wow, the titular character has almost as many double-letters in his name as Maggie Gyllenhaal(l). Also wow, those "Previously On"s were positively interminable. Apparently Manny Skerritt's dick is sooo huuuuge that he desires to have its size...
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If I had to choose one thing I wanted an episode of a TV show to use for a theme, it would have to be Sluts. If I could choose two things, they would be Sluts and Father-Son relationships. I lucked the fuck out tonight, let me tell you. The show...
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Because of technical difficulties involving my DVR being an asshole, I didn't get to watch the show until late tonight, and am therefore live blogging it. Usually I go back through and add shit to my notes, but I don't have time for that tonight,...
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They don't show Sean standing up in the previously on's, so if you missed that last week, too bad for you. Or maybe they figure that news of Sean's fake paralysis was just all over the blogosphere, if they use words like blogosphere, rendering any...
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Previously on nip/tuck: Eden shot Julia in the head, resulting in the classic TV coma-amnesia one-two punch. When she woke up, Sean told Julia that they were still married, Christian and Annie got into a car accident beacuse of paparazzi, and then...
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In the words of the great Katt Williams, "[N-word], I got shit to do today!" So this is going to be brief, which should really please all you "tl;dnr" people. Also Streeter, please don't bleep out shit. (P.S. "pret-a-porter" means "ready-to-wear"...
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It's autumn in New York, which means that Bart Bass is imposing curfews on his step-children. In order to make up for Serena being a socialite whorebag and Lily being a married-15-times whorebag and Eric being a gay, the family has to hunker down...
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It seems like it's been forever since I wrote one of these puppies. Sometimes I get lazy, but a lot of people sent me messages threatening my anal virginity if I didn't write one this week, so here we are. During the episode that I didn't recap,...
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Best episode in a while. I don't want to say that Gossip Girl is heating up just yet, but Gossip Girl is heating up. It's the first day of school at Constance Billiard/St. Jude's, and (surprise surprise) nobody wants to go! Kids hate school. Lily...
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You can imagine how thrilled I was when I read the episode info and saw the title and realized that Morgan Freeman was going to be playing the part of Eleanor Waldorf. It's actually an apt title, because this episode was almost as action-packed as...
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Is this show fond of the punny episode titles or what? I imagine Gossip Girl writes each one herself. She loves puns. It's the morning after the last episode ended, and Dan and Serena wake up on the beach. Over the course of the night, elves have...
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Apparently Sarah Palin chose to keep her child despite learning he had down syndrome when he was still in utero.Unfortunately it wasn't the first time a republican stubbornly refused to bail on something that was completely retarded from conception.
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*If anyone feels like Gossip Girl is "too gay" for consumption, he should keep it to himself. I swear to God, if there are any comments about how gay this show is, I will break into the homes of those commenters in the still dead of night and do...
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