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Hop on Pop Eiffel Tower Style

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:42:57 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926342"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/d/collegehumor.42caabe5053d84310b229bcdc7607a9d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2209789">Ben Telenko</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926342">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Weird Al

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:59:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Weird Al has adapted to the Internet better than any other artist from the 80's. His Chamillionaire parody "White and Nerdy" has over 50 million views on YouTube, and is currently one of the site's most popular videos of all-time. The song was his career peak, going all the way to#9 on the Billboard Hot 100 (his previous best - "Eat It" at #12 in1984). Since then he's explored digital distribution which, for the first time in his three decade career, has allowed him to parody current events and songs that are popular right now. Really, it's hard to believe Weird Al survived at all - much less thrived - before iTunes and YouTube. He recently released The Essential Weird Al collects 38 of Al's best songs into two discs.

CollegeHumor: How did you decide which were the greatest hits from your distinguished career?

Weird Al: It was tough. I've got twelve studio albums of material and I did have to leave off a lot of stuff that some fans think should have been on the essentials collection. There's some historically important ones missing. "My Bologna," isn't even on there, which was my first pseudo-hit. Even though My Bologna was historically important, it wasn't so brilliant I would consider it among my best work. So I had to weigh fan favorites with what I thought were songs that actually merited being on a best-of compilation.

CH: So you hand picked the songs yourself?

WA: I did, yeah.

CH: When you were going through your earlier albums, did you rediscover any material that you'd forgotten about?

WA: I don't think I'd actually literally forgotten about any of it but it was kinda nice to listen to some of the old tracks again that I hadn't heard in a while. It also was an opportunity to clean up a couple things. This new collection is completely remastered. It's not remixed, but we cleaned it up. I won't mention where exactly because I don't want people to obsess over it the way I did, but there were a couple songs that had a few little pops and ticks and just little things that probably most people have never heard before in their life but they'd been bugging me for 25 years.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.a53793ecf48193f7f17979c9baa80605.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-03 17:59:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 93 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

BOOBS

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:01:48 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925053"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/4/collegehumor.86f85e82fc6e4880ce52b6848b794219.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:694849">Shuttlecock</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925053">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"We're Gonna smash his face with an IRON!"

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:38:17 -0500

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The Wet Bandits

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:34:43 -0500

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Hart Foundation vs. Legion of Doom for the tag team championship

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:25:57 -0500

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Facebook

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:01:59 -0500

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Facebook

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:42:44 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923858"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/3/collegehumor.0b5bb1bfdaf634be32bff363b50263e3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1427382">Fran</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Bleep Bloop: Arcade UFO

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924007"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924007">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Blonus Footage: Games Starring Musicians II

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:12:29 -0400

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VA Tech

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:55:44 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923017"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.610a7a29139d7f804d46c8160ab02c37.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:487058">andrew munger</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923017">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Bleep Bloop: Game Galaxy

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923744"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.bbddb5a4d28789cf55326c35c7aafc4f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 155 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Bleep Bloop: Game Starring Musicians II

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923639"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/d/collegehumor.ff7528836dafb2ce1755ca6d46f5562e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 168 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Relationshit Advice from your Favorite Celebs.

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:24:50 -0400

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Your friends tell you all the time: He's not good enough, She's too fat, YOU deserve better. Your parents are just happy you finally found someone--anyone. Your road to the blissful, butterflies-in-stomach type love has been a rocky one. Literally. Rocky road wasn't just an ice cream flavor, it continued warming your heart through the coldest, loneliest winters. Until now of course. You've finally found your beau, your number to call in case of emergency. Yet your friends, co-workers, and family continue spouting biased remarks from their Trevi fountain of jealousy. What you need is some sound advice. And who better suited than some of your favorite celebs? They've been around that block plenty of times. Like a lot. Heck, someone chauffeured them around that effing block in a Mercedez Benz stretch limo. With 24 inch rims.

What your favorite Celebs have to say about love/relationships/the opposite sex:

Actor, Justin Long: "Waiting to be Accepted? Believe me, He's Just Not That Into You. Still Waiting...? You can Drag Me To Hell if I'm mistaken, but baby he just needs to Live Free or Die Hard."
...Oh wait, you're a PC? This explains everything.

Actor, Mel Gibson: "What Woman Want: to remain Forever Young, the key to your Braveheart, and complete command of your Lethal Weapon. Also, Payback after you've lost all control of that Lethal Weapon. Four times. "

Actress, Jennifer Anniston: "1.You have to be Friends first. 2.You should strive to be The Good Girl. 3. Rumor Has It, Love just Happens. Unless of course it's Derailed by some puffy-mouthed Boyfriend Raider. This could inevitably be the cause of The Break Up"

President, Barack Obama: "Change. Yes--you can."

Retired Actress, Alicia Silverstone: "I think that it has to be very deep [a relationship]. I think it has to be deep in the way that it is very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Rapper, Weezy F. Baby: "Fuck Bitches, get money."

...Okay, maybe you should just listen to your friends.

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It's a TRAP!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:20:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922463"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/9/collegehumor.020851e9f01377bd068ff219ff2f8f5a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1770267">Race Bannon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Keep your hands off this you damn dirty apes!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:19:11 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922462"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/6/collegehumor.2d72ef93a286a928dbd7a8f612c93293.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1770267">Race Bannon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922462">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

They keep the rimjobs in the back of AutoZone

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:18:28 -0400

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Bleep Bloop: StarBase

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923413"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/8/collegehumor.8772cfbae0f7648615f31c28f0d6844c.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:279">Jeff Rubin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 214 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

ESPN Does Not Watch SNL

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:06:04 -0400

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Oh yahoo answers...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:00:56 -0400

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