Every American knows the story of the First Thanksgiving, when the Wampanoag Indians saved the Pilgrims from starvation and the two peoples celebrated with a feast. Lesser known is the "Second Thanksgiving." Like most Holidays, there was a lot of...
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KING SOLOMON: We will cut the baby in half!MOTHER: No, don't harm the child! I'd rather lose it than see the baby killed.GUARD: Surely, she must be the true mother to care for the baby so! (to King) You are wise, King Solomon! (calling) Have the...
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Illustrations by Owen Parsons.
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have Aspergers. They all had the same type of childhood. Not necessarily unhappy, but lonely. And he felt that if you had this type of upbringing that you sort of go into your own head, and that you can hone your humor this way and create your...
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Apple's famous, minimalist mp3 player ads have proven so effective, one wonders how the music playing devices of yesteryear managed to get sold. If only Mozart had thought to use these ads -- then he'd be TRULY important. (Illustrations by Breanna...
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Long before The 40-Year-Old Virgin made films about horny underachievers an acceptable cinematic genre, Kevin Smith was the immature American movie-going male's primary source of highbrow dick jokes. Smith's latest film, Zack and Miri...
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Orientation Week is harvest season for funny videos. As students nationwide - and their cameras - return to campus for another semester of brilliant undergraduate antics, the Internet finds itself flush with a new lineup of dorm room pranks,...
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Buenos dias, my legions of young fans. It is I, Lou Bega, the Latin sensation that set the music charts en fuego in 1999 with "Mambo No. 5." Back then, there wasn't a station in all of America that wouldn't spin my Calypso rhythms at least 3 times...
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Raiders of the Lost ArkGOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected....
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George Meyer, a longtime friend of mine and a brilliant comedy writer. He edited the whole thing, and wrote a lot of it. He invited me to contribute. I have tried for years to get George to revive Army Man, but he resists. I don't think he likes...
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Meat Loaf once said that "two out of three ain't bad." But if Hollywood can have the audacity to give us three "Shrek"s, four "Lethal Weapon"s, and "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," they can certainly complete the following uncompleted...
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The fourth installment of the Indiana Jones adventures may be first and foremost on fans' minds lately, but that hardly means we should turn away from the unsung heroes, little-known villains, and forgotten faces from the original Jones trilogy.7...
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Good morning, everyone! Couldn't help but notice you eyeing up my sick new iPhone. Just picked it up at the SoHo App' last week. No biggie fries. Although it is pretty much the pino noir of mobile telecommunications. To be honest, I'm almost sick...
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Even the movies have their share of crappy rock groups.The Pinheads, Back to the FutureBefore he drove a plutonium-powered sports car into the 1950s (and eventually into therapy over his teenage mother's seduction of him), orange-vested time...
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Few musicians personify the insanity of rock n' roll better than Guns N' Roses' masked guitarist, known simply as "Buckethead." Yet the following excerpts from the reclusive musician's memoirs paint a portrait of an artist very different from the...
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Lonely this Valentine's day? Ben Karlin feels your pain. As the editor of Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me, the former Emmy-winning executive producer of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and co-creator of its sister program The...
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Hard to say what it is I see in boobs. (first boobies for Saint Francis!)
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Transforming Transformer Costume
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FLAAAAAVOR FLAV!!
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Parody of the Christ
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You could have guessed - this picture was taken at a Journey/Def Lepoard concert. Don't Stop Believin'.
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Flipping Off Hot Girls
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Seth MacFarlane's Nightmare
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Gruesome Deaths
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Cyanide and Happiness
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