iPod Ads Through History

Apple's famous, minimalist mp3 player ads have proven so effective, one wonders how the music playing devices of yesteryear managed to get sold. If only Mozart had thought to use these ads -- then he'd be TRULY important. (Illustrations by Breanna...

Benny Hill's Bobby Cops File Their Police Reports

Kevin Smith: An X-Rated Primer

Long before The 40-Year-Old Virgin made films about horny underachievers an acceptable cinematic genre, Kevin Smith was the immature American movie-going male's primary source of highbrow dick jokes. Smith's latest film, Zack and Miri...

Lou Bega Doesn't Mind If You Illegally Download His Music

Buenos dias, my legions of young fans. It is I, Lou Bega, the Latin sensation that set the music charts en fuego in 1999 with "Mambo No. 5." Back then, there wasn't a station in all of America that wouldn't spin my Calypso rhythms at least 3 times...

10 Two-logies That Should Have Been Trilogies

Meat Loaf once said that "two out of three ain't bad." But if Hollywood can have the audacity to give us three "Shrek"s, four "Lethal Weapon"s, and "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," they can certainly complete the following uncompleted...

Forgotten Faces of the Indiana Jones Trilogy

The fourth installment of the Indiana Jones adventures may be first and foremost on fans' minds lately, but that hardly means we should turn away from the unsung heroes, little-known villains, and forgotten faces from the original Jones trilogy.7...

Luke Skywalker's Lost Letters From Dagobah

Co-written by Jeff Rosenberg

CollegeHumor on the iPhone (No Biggie)

Good morning, everyone! Couldn't help but notice you eyeing up my sick new iPhone. Just picked it up at the SoHo App' last week. No biggie fries. Although it is pretty much the pino noir of mobile telecommunications. To be honest, I'm almost sick...

Bad Cinematic Bands

Even the movies have their share of crappy rock groups.The Pinheads, Back to the FutureBefore he drove a plutonium-powered sports car into the 1950s (and eventually into therapy over his teenage mother's seduction of him), orange-vested time...

The Memoirs of Buckethead

Few musicians personify the insanity of rock n' roll better than Guns N' Roses' masked guitarist, known simply as "Buckethead." Yet the following excerpts from the reclusive musician's memoirs paint a portrait of an artist very different from the...

I Fought the Law, and the Law Won Me Free Cable

Have you been in trouble with the law?If so, you deserve representation. My team of lawyers is here to give YOU the defense you deserve.Okay, so I don't run a high-powered law firm with a staff of attorneys. In fact, my knowledge of the legal...

Party Invitation

Ladies, gentlemen, party animals young and old -- your day has arrived. Tonight, 10 pm at dormitory complex B-18, it's BOOZE-TOPIA 2008!!! What better way to kick off the spring semester than a lawless, hedonistic orgy of alcohol, music, and an "...

Play-By-Plays Announcements if the NFL Were Played Like Madden '06 for PlayStation 2

"We're one minute into this game, and I can't be sure, but it seems the teams have broken into some sort of... some sort of slapping match. It sounds like there's contention over which side will get to play in their cooler-looking 'home' jerseys.""...

Universal Love-Letter Template

Dear YOUR NAME, You don't know who I am, but we've been working at COMPANY together for the last NUMBER OF YEARS years. In that time, I've fallen deeply, madly in love with you. I first knew you were "the one" when I saw you wearing...