Artwork by Caldwell Tanner
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Illustrations by Owen Parsons.
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Every American knows the story of the First Thanksgiving, when the Wampanoag Indians saved the Pilgrims from starvation and the two peoples celebrated with a feast. Lesser known is the "Second Thanksgiving." Like most Holidays, there was a lot of...
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KING SOLOMON: We will cut the baby in half!MOTHER: No, don't harm the child! I'd rather lose it than see the baby killed.GUARD: Surely, she must be the true mother to care for the baby so! (to King) You are wise, King Solomon! (calling) Have the...
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Apple's famous, minimalist mp3 player ads have proven so effective, one wonders how the music playing devices of yesteryear managed to get sold. If only Mozart had thought to use these ads -- then he'd be TRULY important. (Illustrations by Breanna...
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have Aspergers. They all had the same type of childhood. Not necessarily unhappy, but lonely. And he felt that if you had this type of upbringing that you sort of go into your own head, and that you can hone your humor this way and create your...
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Raiders of the Lost ArkGOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected....
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Meat Loaf once said that "two out of three ain't bad." But if Hollywood can have the audacity to give us three "Shrek"s, four "Lethal Weapon"s, and "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," they can certainly complete the following uncompleted...
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Not a party animal? Doesn't mean you can't show your love of social drinking. Throw on one of these PG-rated tees and get ready to go (responsibly) crazy, my brother!Illustrations by Will Schneider.
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The fourth installment of the Indiana Jones adventures may be first and foremost on fans' minds lately, but that hardly means we should turn away from the unsung heroes, little-known villains, and forgotten faces from the original Jones trilogy.7...
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I was going through some of my notes from junior high the other night and came across a love letter I wrote to Jessica King, this really pretty girl who sat two rows in front of me in my 8th-grade U.S. History class.In retrospect, my romantic...
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An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.A black fly in your Chardonnay... poured to celebrate the...
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Hard to say what it is I see in boobs. (first boobies for Saint Francis!)
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Transforming Transformer Costume
October 31, 2006 |
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FLAAAAAVOR FLAV!!
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Parody of the Christ
October 27, 2006 |
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You could have guessed - this picture was taken at a Journey/Def Lepoard concert. Don't Stop Believin'.
October 26, 2006 |
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Flipping Off Hot Girls
October 25, 2006 |
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Seth MacFarlane's Nightmare
October 25, 2006 |
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Gruesome Deaths
October 25, 2006 |
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Cyanide and Happiness
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