Aladdin: Genie, I've got my first wish.Genie: Alright, let's hear it.Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and...
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Uncle Owen: So...you think this is the best idea?Obi-Wan: Of course, you're Luke's only living relative. Where else is he supposed to go?Uncle Owen: I was thinking anywhere else. This is absolutely the first place that anyone would look for him....
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ESPN Offices Conference Room - Thursday 9:00amBoss: We have a big weekend ahead of us people. Between college, NFL, and the World Series, we have a lot of work to do here in the Statistics Department.Johnson: We can handle it,...
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Bill: Hello, new acquaintance.Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about...
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Link: Huzzah! I've conquered innumerable foes, overcome impossible odds, trekked far and wide, come to the brink of death, defeated the unstoppable Ganon, and saved the fair princess!Zelda: Yes, and for years to come, people will speak of the...
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So Ari gets his business, Lloyd gets his dream, E gets his girl, Drama gets his job, Vince starts his movie, and Turtle? Well he gets to vacation in Italy and then return to a slammin' coed who wants his junk. I said before this...
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Next week is the Season Finale and we're looking for resolution with all our characters. Will Vince get to start shooting on his Ferrari movie? Will E win back Sloan? Will Drama stay alive long enough to act again? Will...
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We've only got one more episode before the finale, so I'd like to hear any predictions and whoever comes the closest will get your choice of either a signed photo of me or nothing, whichever you think would be more valuable.Closing Credit Song:&...
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If you're going to make an advertisement, make an advertisement. If you're going to make a CH original, make a CH original. If you're going to use product placement, make it peripheral.We know times are tough. We also know we don't pay for the...
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How you style your hair is also an important part of being a douchebag. You should always have a good supply of Dep hair gel. I suggest going to Costco, they sell it in 5 gallon vats. When styling your hair, just remember this...
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Next week we see Lloyd on the couch eating ice cream, Drama getting an offer on the new Melrose Place, and E maybe starting some office romance with his hot ass assistant.Closing Credit Song: "Piece of Clay" by Marvin GayeThanks for reading!
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1. How hot Sloan looked in her bright red lipstick. I keep saying she looks hotter every episode, and she keeps on proving she can take it to the next level. The day when she doesn't look as hot as she did the time before and it...
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1. JJ ABRAMS (writer of Gone Fishin')Besides being responsible for every great 80's movie not starring Bill Murray (Vacation, Uncle Buck, Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and giving Molly Ringwald the false hope of a film career (Sixteen Candles, Pretty...
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Thanks for reading!SIDE NOTE: Does anyone know who plays E's secretary Brittany? I need that information for some private research I'm conducting...
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Don: When a man visits a website, he's looking for something more than code and images. He's looking for...himself. He's looking for something that makes him special. But a man is nothing if he feels lost in the vastness and anonymity of the...
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I do distinctly remember Vince actually doing things in this week's episode, but still not a whole lot. SPOILER ALERT: he has sex with a hot ass chick. Sorry for the blockbuster breakthrough. However, a possible sub plot from...
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CH Sports Weekly: We're Also Trying to Land KG
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Sparkling Wiggles
February 16, 2007 |
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Pacman Music Video
February 09, 2007 |
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Cyanide And Happiness
January 31, 2007 |
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Ghost Ride Da Whip!
January 18, 2007 |
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Black Eyed Wii's
January 03, 2007 |
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"Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe.
December 11, 2006 |
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If it's written on an inflatable penis, it must be true.
December 06, 2006 |
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This should be on the Wii.
December 06, 2006 |
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Purdue vs. IU
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