Bill: Hello, new acquaintance.Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about...
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Aladdin: Genie, I've got my first wish.Genie: Alright, let's hear it.Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and...
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Link: Huzzah! I've conquered innumerable foes, overcome impossible odds, trekked far and wide, come to the brink of death, defeated the unstoppable Ganon, and saved the fair princess!Zelda: Yes, and for years to come, people will speak of the...
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Yeah, you know what, next weekend's no good. The Jonas Brothers are in town…but I'm free every weekend after that.
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Uncle Owen: So...you think this is the best idea?Obi-Wan: Of course, you're Luke's only living relative. Where else is he supposed to go?Uncle Owen: I was thinking anywhere else. This is absolutely the first place that anyone would look for him....
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1. JJ ABRAMS (writer of Gone Fishin')Besides being responsible for every great 80's movie not starring Bill Murray (Vacation, Uncle Buck, Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and giving Molly Ringwald the false hope of a film career (Sixteen Candles, Pretty...
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So Ari gets his business, Lloyd gets his dream, E gets his girl, Drama gets his job, Vince starts his movie, and Turtle? Well he gets to vacation in Italy and then return to a slammin' coed who wants his junk. I said before this...
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1. Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)While an epic battle rages outside, Luke battles with his daddy issues. Luke managed to semi-redeem the most terrible person ever while the fate of the galaxy hung in the...
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CEO: Good morning everybody, let's get started. On to the only and most important order of business, introducing our new employee, James.Everyone in the boardroom starts applauding.CEO: James graduated from State University where...
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How you style your hair is also an important part of being a douchebag. You should always have a good supply of Dep hair gel. I suggest going to Costco, they sell it in 5 gallon vats. When styling your hair, just remember this...
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