CollegeHumor: Purdue Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927916 Bogina Mating Ritual Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:19:23 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927916 Bogina Mating Ritual nonadult comedy The mating rituals for the great Bogina <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927916"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/4/collegehumor.79ef7b9dd9f511a16313d5943dbffc66.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1926523">dave</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927537 Last Purdue Breakfast Club - The Cast of Entourage Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:15:38 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927537 Last Purdue Breakfast Club - The Cast of Entourage nonadult comedy Senior year and the roomates decided to go to the Last Purdue Breakfast Club as a show we probably could not live through college without..Entourage <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927537"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/a/collegehumor.ac06a29d6686cdf10337cb6a9c1e6590.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1031442">Cody</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927537">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794470 5 Minor Changes That Would Trick Me Into Buying Sarah Palin's New Book Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794470 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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Aladdin: Genie, I've got my first wish.

Genie: Alright, let's hear it.


Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.

Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -

Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.

Genie: Oh...come on. That's pretty much the same thing.

Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I'm ready for a steady girlfriend?

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Uncle Owen: So...you think this is the best idea?

Obi-Wan: Of course, you're Luke's only living relative. Where else is he supposed to go?

Uncle Owen: I was thinking anywhere else. This is absolutely the first place that anyone would look for him.

Obi-Wan: Who's gonna be looking for him?

Uncle Owen: Hmmm...maybe ANAKIN?! My psycho half-brother who is now Emporer Palpatine's apprentice. Remember him?

Obi-Wan: Uncle Owen, I chopped off his legs and watched him get all burned up. It's not like anyone has the technology to heal him.

Uncle Owen: What?! They absolutely do. We can travel at light speed through outer space, we sure as hell can heal some burn victim who has magic powers. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Obi-Wan: I wouldn't worry. It's not like he'd be able to find you.

Uncle Owen: Oh yeah, I'm sure the Emporer's right hand man would never think to check his home planet, his only living relative, or the only other person in the galaxy named "Skywalker." Can't we call him something else? How about Luke Smith?

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How wearing a lucky jock strap affects Team Performance
ESPN Offices Conference Room - Thursday 9:00am

Boss:  We have a big weekend ahead of us people.  Between college, NFL, and the World Series, we have a lot of work to do here in the Statistics Department.

Johnson:  We can handle it, sir!

Boss:  Shut up Johnson, no one likes an ass kisser.  Anyway, I'll assign you all different statistics I want figured up for the commentators to use during the broadcasts.  Smith, I want you to make sure the ERA stats are up to date for all the pitchers from Philly and New York.

Smith:  No problem.

Boss:  Williams I want you to figure up the win streaks for all the college teams as well as find out what Internet links for Erin Andrew's nude video still work. 

Williams:  With pleasure.

Davis:  What do you want me to do boss? 

Boss:  Well Davis I was thinking since we have all these powerful computers that you could go through the data and find some interesting statistics for this weekend.

Davis:  Like what?

Boss: Find out how many pitchers have hit home runs in the World Series, and out of those, how many of them had mustaches.

Davis:  Why would people want to know that?

Boss:  Why wouldn't people want to know that? 

Davis:  Okay...

Boss:  Also, see if there is a correlation between coaches that hit their wives and their winning percentages.  I have a feeling that they might be connected. 

Davis:  Anything else?

Boss:  Find the average hang time of every team's 3rd string punter, each team's rushing yards as a function of what concession stand food sold the best that day, and how often the Yankees bunt on third down.

Davis:  ...that last one doesn't make sense.

Boss:  Alright people, good meeting, now let's get to work.



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Bill: Hello, new acquaintance.

Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?

Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.

Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.

Bill: Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!

Dave: Uh...huh.

Bill: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

Pause.

Dave: So....you watch any sports or anything?

Bill: Backrub?

Dave: Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.

Bill: Backrub?

Dave: Uh, still no, thanks.

Bill: Tickle!

Dave: Haaaa...very funny. That was not at all awkward.

Bill: We're friends now.

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Legend...wait for it...ofzelda!
Link: Huzzah! I've conquered innumerable foes, overcome impossible odds, trekked far and wide, come to the brink of death, defeated the unstoppable Ganon, and saved the fair princess!

Zelda: Yes, and for years to come, people will speak of the Legend of Zelda!

Link: Yes, the Legend of...what?

Zelda: Zelda - the legendary princess who was kidnapped and braved being trapped for a while until some elf guy saved her!

Link: I...I think you have this backwards. I'm the one who did all of the exciting stuff that would be considered legendary. It'll be the legend of Link that everyone talks about.

Zelda: Ugh, Link? That's not even a real name. Nope, that legend's all about Zelda.

Link: But...you didn't do anything.
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Happy Season Finale Everyone!  I would call it a 3/4 Happy Ending, happy enough to give us all a warm fuzzy feeling, but not happy enough to be included in any children's book.  We did get something that my ex-girlfriend never gave me the benefit of, closure.  Isn't that right Francine?  Anyway all our story lines from our characters had clean little endings so we can start fresh for next season. 

A season finale wouldn't be a finale if it wasn't full of celebrity cameos, right?  Matt Damon, of Team America: World Police fame, is working for a children's foundation to help the hungry.  He doesn't even ask Vince to help as much as he tells him to.  He demands both Vince's time and money, approximately $150K to be exact, and hunts him down like my creditors when he doesn't send the check.  I did like how Damon breaks down when he's leaving Vince messages.  I could also believe that this isn't far from the truth about how philanthropy is actually done in Hollywood, a bunch of ego-tastic celebrities who are used to getting what they want coupled with a sincere desire to look better than everyone else on the planet should make for some interesting conversations and temper tantrums.

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