The Simpsons has taken historical, cultural, and political people and events and turned them into the butts of the longest-running satire in television history. Most of the time they're making fun of something that just happened, but what about...
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In case you've been living under a rock (and not the place where we so recently 'fought off terror') our economy has taken a nose dive into what people are now calling a "recession". This word is being used because it is slightly more upbeat...
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I like to carry a brick around wherever I go so every window is an emergency exit. I once owned this very cocky, dyslexic dog...he thought he was god. I was walking through the desert and I thought I saw a mirage, but it was a figment of my...
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WHERE'S WALDO?- THE RE-IMAGINING -Coming soon in 2010Synopsis:In the height of America's "War on Terror" the U.S. Government discover that Osama Bin Laden was only a puppet in a greater plot against the American people. Heading this master plan is...
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Hey guys and gals, Hate Fest here. As you may or may not know, I am possibly the most agitated person who reads this site. There's not much in this world that doesn't piss me off, but above all else, my experiences with the women in my life are...
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Throughout my six years as a waiter in a high class restaurant, I've had to deal with every type of character you can imagine. There's people ranging from king jew, who feels like he owns the restaurant and complains about thinks like "Theres not...
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All thou ladies pop thine pussy as suchShake thine body, ne'er stop nor missAll thou ladies pop thine pussy as suchShake thine body, ne'er stop nor missJust doth it, doth it, doth it, doth it, doth it nowLick it true sucketh this pussy, just like...
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What to give your girlfriend for her birthday: Do: Flowers Don't: Herpes
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Referring to the golf video (www.collegehumor.com/video:1753091), I believe he said: "I try to flat load my feet so I can snap load my power package that way I can amplify both lag and drag pressure through impact fix as long as my number 2 power...
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Get fired from your job with a bang: Don't: Show up late everyday Do: Your boss's wife
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Back in the late 1800's, young George Washington Carver, a strapping lad, was working hard on a farm in Missouri. One day, while working with the heffers, he was exposed to high levels of methane gas from their farts, radiation from the gamma rays...
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When your roommate passes out: Don't: help him to his bed Do: fart in his face
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When your roommate leaves his computer unlocked: Don't: Lock it for him Do: meatspin.com
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People to hook-up with: Do: Girls Don't: Guys
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