1 Empty Bottle of Grain Alcohol + 1 Lighter + 1 Drunk Kid = 2nd Degree Burns

Unbreakable superman impervious to tazer.

"Mianus cleaners."

Panned

CollegeHumor Classic - "You've gotta see this douchebag."

His roommates seem very used to the beatboxing.

Poor man's pressurized beer bong.

If you pass out spooning a bottle of vodka, you deserve this.

"He's under there somewhere... we think."

This Bartender is so Hottest, she doesn't even have to be wearing only underwear to look good.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

"A bunch of us guys at Quinnipiac University grew stand-alone moustaches for 5 weeks to raise money for kids. It sounds ridiculous, but it was for a real charity event. Trust me."

deviled egg

"My roomate drunkenly pissed all over my room so we later moved him to a more convienant spot"

"Camos 'n cream"

"This is what a real college bar looks like"

If couches were football players ...