sorry not have grammer for dummies

Please Recycle

I should have carved, "Thank you A-Rod for leaving the Yankees, but you're still a fucking fairy." But there is no re-do with pumpkins.

"Nicest thing anyone has ever done for me"

My friend's little brother is in 5th grade. We found this picture on some hw of his. The question beside it read, "What was the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?" Laughter ensued.

You wont do it...

Once upon a shitfaced night.....

Hitler spotted at the Jersey shore?

Sure I'll help. For starters, here's a calendar.

Sharpie Fun

Atleast they dont discriminate based on gender.

Rider Bronc Pong Table

My roommate's girlfriend (who actually goes to Rutgers) made us a beautiful pong table for our room with our mascot "the Bronc" on it.

Rider University Beer Pong Table With infamous orange can

Bobby and Whitney

We had a dynamic duos mixer and my friends got paired up as Bobby and Whitney...it took us over a half hour to paint her black, and notice her black eye and the coke rings under their noses. They stayed so in character that half way though the party they got in the middle of the dance floor and started beating the shit out of eachother. Bobby and Whitney would be proud.

Powdered Toast MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Fun with Kool Aid

Whats hilarious about this is that isn't sharpy....thats kool aid mix, it soaked into her skin and dyed it, it didn't come off for days and she had to go to classes like that.

SECOND BASE

whoops..... who knew axe was that flammable

The biggest snowdick you have ever seen

Really?

watch yourself

american abroads representing in London

billy d williams selling colt 45