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Queens Bound F Train

This is East Broadway. East Broadway, Canal Street. Delancey Street will be next. Stand clear of the closing door. You are now riding the Queens bound F train.Delancey Street. Delancey and Essex. Transfer is available to the J, M, and Z trains....

The Lesbian First Name ABC's

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Your Daily Affirmations

You are good enough. You are always good enough. Never tell yourself that you aren't good enough for something or someone. You are. Not great or awesome or anything. Just good enough.Everybody likes you. You are the best and everyone thinks so....

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487683990:You are the ketchup on my french fries…You are the ice in my tea…You are the mustard on my sandwich…723456111:I found out the other day that neematoads, or “nematodes” as they are actually spelled, really...

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Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Queef" & "Boner"

QUEEF – an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, usually when it is experiencing some activity or sadnessLord Dergon was unsure for some time whom in the brothel he would go to bed with until he heard a loud trumpeting from the...

Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Dick" & "Watersports"

DICK – an informal and often vulgar term for the central male reproductive organSteven's dick had spots on it, for he was a Spotted Man.In the beginning, human reproduction was a relatively complicated procedure involving whistles and...

Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "G-spot"

G-SPOT – a dubious erogenous zone on the female body that, if located, will make one winMrs. Banana kept her g-spot so secret that no man would have ever been able to find it, had they cared to look.The g-spot was first theorized in 1944 by...

Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Booby"

BOOBY – a woman's luscious breastBoobies are neat; I like them.Until the 1950's the word "boob" referred only to a foolish or stupid person. Wealthy American families in those times would often invite someone who was silly or mildly retarded...

Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Bukkake"

BUKKAKE – a sexual practice in which a woman allows herself to be ejaculated upon by several gentsOn Sundays, the Thompsons watched bukkake in lieu of performing it because they did not want to soil their church clothes.It is widely believed...

Origins of Modern Sexual Terms - "Dildo"

DILDO – a phallic object used for sexual stimulationOn Valentine's Day, the man bought a dildo for his wife because he was an utterly useless and loathsome person.It is well documented that women have used penile surrogates throughout...