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Whoever threw a brick through my window and said "blog immediately or else", you support is appreciated but now I have to fix a window. Anyway, I love Facebook. If I spent as much time doing something productive and profitable as I do...
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Today I'm addressing something that really chaps my ass, and quite literally the faces of me and likely millions of you reading this right now. Or billions, I don't know. Yes, I am talking about shaving, that horrific chore that is...
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As you've learned by now, moving is a magnanimous pain in the ass without anything in the process go awry. When it does, an otherwise shitty day gets even worse, and grown men are pushed beyond tired and irritable to and near-rampage-esque levels...
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Moving sucks ass.It's terrible every time you do it, no matter what. If you're like me, you realize how much of a pain in the ass it is once you move, but by the next time you have to do it you've forgotten the magnitude of the suckage. You look...
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Record yourself a few The Price is Rights (Unless you're an alcoholic and drinking at 10:00am), and enjoy. It is ideal to record some old ones with the one true host, but if you must settle for a new one replace "Bob" with "Drew"...
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Dear Aunt Sallie Mae, Hi, it's your nephew Steve again! I'm sorry it's been awhile since I've written, I've just been busy with classes and stuff. I hope you got my Hoops and YoYo eChristmas card thanking you for the money you keep sending...
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Often times I slow down for a second in my day to marvel at the fascinating technology that makes miraculous activities possible--most of which we take completely for granted. I watch over 100 channels (even though usually nothing is on)...
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Guess what time of year it is? Basketball season? Winter? Chinesesomething or other? Lint? Maybe, but it's also f***ing election time,one of the most annoying several months in existence. This isn't goingto be about republican or democrat,...
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After several games of beer pong, we decided we needed more of a challenge and came up with "mouth ball". This is a video of me losing, and the hard to believe part is we recorded ONE shot. This was it. Believe it.
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For those of you who haven't known me for an extended period of time, and haven't had the chance to get intimately familiar with all thecomplex nuances that combine to make me who I am, there's something you should know. Don't be embarrassed that...
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Growing up, there existed a type of day that brought unparalleled joy to thousands of kids. They were just as rare as they were anticipated, and united the prayers of blacks, whites, purples, the rich and the poor, the boys and the girls, the...
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Looking forward to seeing which will rot first, the pumpkin or Larry Johnson's attitude.
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Dear Harmonix,My name is Steve, and I am writing today to thank you for changing my life. Please hear my story, it is a winding of road of trying times, despair, and triumph...one that may have ended very differently were it not for you.A long...
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I know what really chaps your ass is me not writing about what chaps mine for months at a time. I'd say I'm too busy but that's not true, anyway, forgive me. Cell phone companies can piss off, all of them. I don't need to pinpoint any one in...
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By popular demand, here is the speech I made at the Shortino wedding. I love you both, especially you Aubs... Michael and I go way back, I consider him another brother. Which may or may not be literal, Given that Larry dated my mother. Being his...
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I don't know how to say this so I'm going to just say it...it's not working out and I'm leaving you. Do not try to argue or change my mind, it's beyond that. I've never been anything but good to you, and I'm sick and tired of not being...
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Dear Steve,I don't know how to say this so I'm going to just say it...it's not working out and I'm leaving you. Do not try to argue or change my mind, it's beyond that. I've never been anything but good to you, and I'm sick and tired of not...
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