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  • A Brief Guide to the Barter System

    by Kevin Corrigan 3 days ago
    The world economy is on the verge of collapse. At any moment all of your money could become worthless. If that happens, we'll have to return to our roots and trade for goods and services. Since the barter system hasn't seen wide use since the days when hunters and trappers ventured west past the appalachian mountain range, here is a brief guide to some of the items you might want to trade, and what their equivalent value is.

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  • The Weekly WYR

    October 2nd

    by Kevin Corrigan October 02, 2008


    It's Jake's favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

    Would You Rather...

    • Say a popsicle stick joke every time you meet someone or a Snapple fact From Danny
    • Get a hand job from the pokemon geodude, or get a blow job from charmander From ricky
    • Work at the Max and be able to always have a threesome with Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa without being caught, or win over the hearts of every girl at Bayside High, but those three From Paul
    • Have to chug every liquid you drink, or have to drink it through a twisty sprialy straw From Aaron
    • Have too much salt on everything you ate or never have salt on anything you eat From Trevor
    • Have a Mcdonalds in your house. or Live in the playboy mansion From Justin
    • Eat three dozen normal sized cockroaches, or eat one giant cockroach the size of a housecat From Joe
    • Have something stuck in your eye all day, every other day, or a dental floss lodged in the back of your throat forever From mike
    • Put poop chapstick on your lips and rub them together, or use a poop cell phone until your next upgrade From sean

    Finally, this week's winner of the I'd totally pay $10,000 for either of those Award is Optimus, who sent in this.

    • Piss silly string or ejaculate those snakes that pop out of joke peanut cans? From Optimus

    You'd have the coolest dick ever, and probably get arrested.

    If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
    Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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