CollegeHumor: Rutgers Popular http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927406 I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:57:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927406 I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover. nonadult comedy I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover. fox, bones, homer simpson, xray, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927406"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/0/collegehumor.c5842182ed5f41ec592f9bc04a9bc3a8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:359454">matt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794714 Marissa Nystrom, will you marry me? Please? Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794714 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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Former President Bill Clinton meets with Kim Jong Il to secure the safe return of American reporters Euna Lee and Laura Ling.

Mario meets with King Bowser Koopa to arrange for the release of Princess Peach.

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Boss: Jesse!

Me: Sorry boss, fell asleep.

Boss: I got up to get coffee, that's an absurd amount of time to fall asleep in. Did you get my mail yet?

Me: Yea boss, got it in .2 seconds!

Boss: I asked for this 20 minutes ago.

Me: That's improbable.

Boss: It happened. This is all my mail?

Me: Results 1-5. Here, give me those back and I'll show you the next 5.

Boss: I'd like to just look at them all at the same time. And please stop playing with that hourglass.

Me: Sorry.

Boss: Also, I see you didn't print the memo I asked you to.

Me: Yea about that...Are you sure you want to print it?

Boss: Wholly and completely.

Me: Okay it's just that...you didn't use real words. Look at this one.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.5d056bc5a546eb98eddf43db65a79785.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-03 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 498 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894310 There's no better way to celebrate the holiday season than a snow job. Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:23:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894310 There's no better way to celebrate the holiday season than a snow job. nonadult comedy There's no better way to celebrate the holiday season than a snow job. snow man, bj, snow job, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1894310"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/d/collegehumor.8375a802b39e47135400695d5a2fe823.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1134909">Tim Walsh</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1891480 The excitement drip - the mark of a true fan. Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:07:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1891480 The excitement drip - the mark of a true fan. nonadult comedy The excitement drip - the mark of a true fan. pee, piss, game, happy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1891480"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/5/collegehumor.9ec2e4ea1ddcecfc008330756968c6a9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1134909">Tim Walsh</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708640 Superman Dive Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:05:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708640 Superman Dive nonadult comedy If he had actually made it, this would have been the most boring video we ever put on the site. dive, ouch, superman, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708640"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.265f7aedc0be7fa64b94558772f092b8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:24760">kevin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 576 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789189 The outcast works up the nerve to talk to the popular kid Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789189 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Jane: Thanks for meeting me here.

Zac: Whoa. How long have you been waiting outside the locker room?

Jane: Never mind that. I know this sounds crazy-you don't even know me! But...I have feelings for you, Zac.

Zac: (sigh) Jane, there's only like 70 people in our class. And you did this in English freshman year.

Jane: You...remember my poem?

Zac: The Avril Lavigne lyrics you put my name in and read to the class?

Jane: Uh huh!

Zac: I remember. So does my girlfriend.

Jane: Oh, her. Zac, you're just the flavor of the week.

Zac: We've been dating since middle school.

Jane: Ugh, but she's cheer captain!

Zac: She fought scoliosis and asthma to get a full ride for gymnastics.

Jane: ...and I'm on the bleachers...
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ME: Hey dude what time is it?
...dude!  Time?

CELL: *BING!*Oh hey it's 11:58.

ME: Sorry you're a little dim, what was that?

CELL: I said it's 11:58!  Leave me alone I'm tired, man!

ME: Take it easy, all I said was you're a little dim-

CELL: Well maybe I wouldn't be if SOMEONE didn't forget to plug me in last night!

ME: I already apologized for that.  You know, you used to be able to go, like, three days without charging.  Now you can't make it 24 hours?  You've changed, dude.

CELL: *BING!*YOU'RE the one who always leaves me plugged in for more than the recommended three hours!  YOU'RE the enabler!
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Communication Tech

Relationship advice sites go nuts for social technology, whether it's the new iPhone app that rates your sexual performance or a social medium. A site or device is periodically evaluated and translated into easy-to-read ins and outs, dos and don'ts, and other polarities that lend well to Top Ten lists.

The two chumps with the same name who got married because of Facebook are the big story lately. The girl made the first move, which is always a turn-on, but she did it by searching her own name and messaging the first guy that came up. Which is a lot like playing spin the bottle at a family reunion.

Nobody's appalled quite yet at Skype dating, a laughably paradoxical type of blind- or speed-dating. But people are starting to talk about the pitfalls of the EPersona: at worst, your Skype date could be furiously masturbating just out of view; at the least, e-mails can make you sound too smart because you have time to consult a thesaurus.
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Why did my main squeeze get mad at me-for already being mad at me? The floor is yours, Dr. Ian Kerner:"The ratio of positive to negative interactions during arguments should ideally be 5 to 1" in a successful relationship. Thanks doc, now when she makes two bitchy assumptions, she gets a third one free.

Breaking news! "For many women, sexual desire follows intercourse, rather than precedes it." I wouldn't call that science, but at least the classic "we're as horny as you" line of propaganda is effectively refuted.

Even in the face of "scientific" evidence, Oprah.com tries to fight the good "horny-as-you" fight. Higher quality porn is a result of more female viewers? More women than men buy Hustler videos? Congrats, you just proved that women are indeed pickier AND can't get off to free 20-second clips. Put one in the Win column for us guys!...and the Loss column, while you're at it.

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Red: Green,we have to talk. I think I'm...strawberried.

Green: But, I don't understand. You're chocolate.

R: I know I'm chocolate, I've just been having all these feelings. These...sweet, fruity feelings.

G: It's just a promotion, Red. It's confusing, I know-remember when you went dark chocolate for Star Wars? It'll pass.

R: This isn't like dark chocolate. Don't you see? I've never been meant for chocolate.

G: What's really wrong here...am I not good enough for you? Sure I could lose a little milkfat, but I've been using propyl gallate to maintain freshness!

R: It's not you sweetheart, it's just who I am. And it took Yipes to show me that.

G: The Fruit Stripe zebra? How could you! And after I let you melt in my-
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