Good Advice

Remember, pulling out is for quitters!

Chicka Chicka yeah fake ID, fake ID

This is my little brother Eric, he hates this picture but I think its hillarious.

Finally, a beer for the alcoholic on the go!

I dont even know where to start with this one

Superman ain't savin shit

The child molester wasnt allowed into mcdonalds later that night

If God made pot, its all good.

Our drunk German roommate.... at 8 AM

he was stumbling around drunk one morning in Germany this summer

D'oh

"Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.rnShelb.: Yes, and marry our cousins.rnJebediah: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?rnShelb.: Because they're so attractive. I, I thought that was the whole point of this journey."

A moment of glory

"Toyota: Our Cars Never--" I cant even do it.

Steve Carell's upcoming project, "That Guy"...rated R

fire

hard to tell, but arms are on fire

Shot Gun

Taken at Roger Williams University, pretty self explanitory

Where's the T?

While trying to access my google profile this was the "verification word." Needless to say there was a double take involved.

Drunkest guy ever puking too!!!

But he's not!! Master Thespian!!

new VW slogan

BRO RAPE!

Cute (I Call No Homo)

This is my rabbit, after you see this your pubes will taste like candy canes.

High Baby

Dude.....seriously, stop, I'm soo high I can't st...hahahahah..