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War of the Worlds

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Rocket scientists are working hard to combat the world's most pesty insect-after ants and cockroaches.The mosquito has long been hated for its connection with malaria and anti-itch spray, but no one really had any good ideas for making the insect...

Happy BELATED

So yesterday was the internet's 20th, as cited in the The Sun. And it dawned on me, how much the internet has done in such a short amount of time! I mean, we're practically the same age & I've done nothing but finish up grade school and become...

I SMELL A CONSPACICY

It was cited today in the Wallstreet Journal that international astronauts had to bunker down inside a Russian escape capsule because of the threat of a SPACE JUNK collision. First off, I'm not buying it. I think this is the beginning of a wave of...

Suck my balls

suck my balls

Orientation Pick-up Lines

It's that time of the year again... countless buses are unloading soon-to-be freshman girls at your campus doorstep for orientation. Student unions everywhere are flooded with these unsuspecting young women eager to start their collegiate career...

Lecture Hall Diversity

No matter what the subject or section, each lecture has certain people in it that get your attention one way or another. Žow, you can label them with this handy identification guide.The Hand Raiser-This person is probably the most hated of...

Your College Experience Depending on the Size of Your Dorm Room

(Author's note: The size of the room is intended to represent "your share" of the room. Ergo, 50 sq. ft. would translate to a 50 sq. ft. single or a 100 sq. ft. double or a 150 sq. ft. triple or etc. And yes, I just used the word "ergo."...

Fail-safe Plan to Boost the Economy

The average college dropout rate is roughly 30%. At the same time, a failing economy plagues the country. After careful consideration, I found a link between these two...sweaters. That's right, sweaters. Particularly those sold to the fairer sex....

Your Yearly Forecast By College.

University of South Carolina: 50% chance of hot, 50% chance of rain. University at Buffalo: 100% chance of cold, 99% chance of snow. Oxford University: 86% chance of rain. Cambridge University: 68% chance of bad teeth. San Diego State...

Help Wanted: Counter Terrorist Unit

The Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) of the United States of America (USA) is currently searching for a well qualified candidate to fill a field position.Qualified applicant must meet the following criteria: Must have prior military experience Must...

Attack of the Faces

what the FUCK is up with all these girls posing with their lips puckered in every damned picture they take. what happened to the classic smile? the only things worse than looking like you're constipated are taking pictures of yourself in your...

There has been a severe shortage of 'that guy' photos

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Schoolgirl, Go-Go Dancer and Dorothy...What more could you want?

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nice legs

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