CollegeHumor: South Carolina Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924006 Ssg. Donny Donowitz aka &quot;The Bear Jew&quot; Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:09:36 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924006 Ssg. Donny Donowitz aka &quot;The Bear Jew&quot; nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924006"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.058e551faf3a46f22c1b0e27626225d3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1059522">Brendan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1924006">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922800 sometimes the more button winds up in the wrong spot Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:49:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922800 sometimes the more button winds up in the wrong spot nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922800"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/c/collegehumor.e31d4098bf6302d3dd1874cc3b6a3773.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:64236">M Lawing</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922800">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920536 Oh, don't mind me...just bein' obnoxious! Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:46:42 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920536 Oh, don't mind me...just bein' obnoxious! nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920536"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/8/collegehumor.9bc0042f09c33a85a03115c814777d5f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:4906">Caroline</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920536">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920535 Yeah. I'm due in a month. Coors Light? Don't mind if I do! Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:28:51 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920535 Yeah. I'm due in a month. Coors Light? Don't mind if I do! nonadult comedy tailgate 2007. pregnant woman. VERY pregnant woman. throwin back cold ones. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920535"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/8/collegehumor.1cab1529d1e09e32f5980248eca1219f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:4906">Caroline</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920535">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919974 No one likes it when you run up the score... Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:41:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919974 No one likes it when you run up the score... nonadult comedy Watching Florida manhandle Troy, we noticed that even the scoreboard hates the Gators. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919974"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/5/collegehumor.4017d75e345bdaeb4817c4c5d302ad0b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1186887">Marc Lynes</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919974">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915571 they never saw him coming Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:30:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915571 they never saw him coming nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915571"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/b/collegehumor.087c0579fb728d155360e64be97c644b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:151887">matt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908776 so hammered Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:12:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908776 so hammered nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908776"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/c/collegehumor.abdaee5c4c5a9f4c9671563c37f63f5c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1924523">Rhodri</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908776">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908775 wake and bake Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:10:52 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908775 wake and bake nonadult comedy nothing goes better with breakfast <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908775"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/0/collegehumor.ddc855af7934a7a0c6ed9020a097bfb2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1924523">Rhodri</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908775">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908091 Wrist Deep Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:27:35 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908091 Wrist Deep nonadult comedy They were getting saucy on the ground, on the back patio, outside a big party. There were 20+ people standing right next to them. Notice the hand. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908091"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.04a05850b9f51cbe3c54c64c10c058c2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1700575">Aaron</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908091">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772334 War of the Worlds Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:55:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772334 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>



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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1951130"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/8/collegehumor.a631062ea1cdf5c3e1178af8a3b8252d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1951130">Kay Greenfield</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772334">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772279 Weapons of Mass Destruction Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:19:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772279 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Rocket scientists are working hard to combat the world's most pesty insect-after ants and cockroaches.

The mosquito has long been hated for its connection with malaria and anti-itch spray, but no one really had any good ideas for making the insect extinct.

That was until researchers in Seattle paired mosquitos with Star Wars and decided to try their hand at GIANT LASERS.

 

Soon the world will be equiped with lasers at the poles BIG enough to get rid of all the mosquitos on earth. This is exactly the same type of technology that Prometheus came up with to rid the world of the dinosaurs. And yes, that's a fact. You can look it up.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1951130"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/8/collegehumor.a631062ea1cdf5c3e1178af8a3b8252d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1951130">Kay Greenfield</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772279">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772206 Happy BELATED Sat, 14 Mar 2009 11:10:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772206 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> So yesterday was the internet's 20th, as cited in the The Sun. And it dawned on me, how much the internet has done in such a short amount of time! I mean, we're practically the same age & I've done nothing but finish up grade school and become an internet whore.

Had I done as much as the internet, then I'd be as smart as a dictionary, be the most popular person in the world, and have a screen for a head.

Sadly, this is not so.

ANYWAY, en leiu of the 20th of AMERICA'S NEW PASTIME (there, I said it) I thought I'd list its TOP 10 ACCOMPLISHMENTS; though, I would have gone to 20 had I been able to think of that many...

1. AIM = helping dumb kids flirt
2. eHarmony = helping dumb adults flirt
3. Facebook = equality between the dumb kids and the cool kids
4. Myspace = the reliable networking tool to fall back on when facebook makes you mad

5. YouTube = the Today Show of cyberspace; giving 10 seconds of air-time fame to anybody.

6. Email = getting rid of the correspondence via pen/paper monopoly
7. Blogging = keeping would be terrorists at home on Deadjournal.com
8. Google = Jesus of cyberspace
9. Uglypeople.com = making ugly people, EXTRAORDINARY.
10. Colleghumor.com = giving life a purpose

Thank you, Internet. It's been a great 20 & if Microsoft can ever get the spam/viruses in order--it will be another great 20.

By: Kay Greenfield
http://www.kaygreenfield.tumblr.com

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1951130"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/8/collegehumor.a631062ea1cdf5c3e1178af8a3b8252d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1951130">Kay Greenfield</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772206">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772118 I SMELL A CONSPACICY Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:17:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772118 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It was cited today in the Wallstreet Journal that international astronauts had to bunker down inside a Russian escape capsule because of the threat of a SPACE JUNK collision.

First off, I'm not buying it. I think this is the beginning of a wave of lies that will steer the American people into thinking that tossing Earth junk into space is wrong. But come on fellows, our landfills are growing, plastic is not decomposing, Al Gore is getting older--where are we suppose to put this crap when there's no more space.

NO MORE SPACE BUT OUTER SPACE!

Secondly, I think this is a way to keep the war in Iraq in progress. If we eventually take over the Middle East like planned then we'll gain additional storage space for our waste...BUT I WANT OUR BOYS HOME LIKE ANY OTHER TRUE AMERICAN.  NASA can't fool the common people so I WON'T BE FOOLED.

THERE ARE BETTER REASONS FOR WAR.

Fellows, don't be decieved by the lies of Wallstreet. If the media is truly run by the Jewish people, then we must ask ourselves--what are their real motives. Getting back at their persecutors via false advertisments (aka "trashing junk") so that they can continue war is NOT ACCEPTABLE.

SPACE TRASH: Against the War, Against the Lies, the truley Kosher way.

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