After a few minutes of black, I finally was able to open my eyes, and when I did, I found myself on a stage in front of a thousand or so people. I figured that I must be winning an oscar or emmy for my work in the television or film industry, and...
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Notice the spikes of porn searches before Christmas and the porn coma following the New Year
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NSB is a mini-sode soap opera with reality-TV style elements. The plots are born from the dysfunctional relationships between characters on a college campus in San Francisco.
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Everywhere you go, you are hated by someone. Every time you walk into an empty store you force the employee to postpone his parking lot bong session, and he hates you for it. Since I work in a restaurant, I feel I need to outline the reasons we...
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San Francisco, CA - Following what has been described as a "3 hour pussfest", a local iTunes 7.3.2.6 was forced to contact authorities late Sunday night.According to the copy of iTunes, its owner always showed an interest in what he called "...
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Link a profile doesn't work so I'm submitting my entry this way. Er...actually I don't think this counts.
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This is the calf of someone I went to high school with. This problem is easily fixable...
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Bloggers, reporters, and all sorts of other douchebags make a big deal about how the internet is in a phase called "Web 2.0." Sites like Youtube, Myspace, and the almighty Bookface have 'transformed' the web into a social networking-fueled circle...
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They're so beautiful. Like a tree. Or a high-class prostitute.
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In honor of the World Cup, GI Joe ruins a perfectly harmless soccer match.
June 12, 2007 |
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How far into hockey playoffs would we be at this point?
December 29, 2006 |
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Perhaps the Best Picture on CollegeHumor
December 27, 2006 |
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Meet Your New Gay Friend
December 24, 2006 |
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Once again proving my theory that boobies love boats.
December 17, 2006 |
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Dumbass doesn't even know he's being shamed.
December 16, 2006 |
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Despite the RA's report, I also believe you and your roommates when you told me about your glass slide whistle covered in Phish stickers.
December 15, 2006 |
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When you play Strip Sega, everybody's a winner.
December 01, 2006 |