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If Your Sheets Could Talk...

"Hey, I see you are getting in the shower. I wish I couldwalk so I could jump in the wash. Seriously I know you are in college but it doesn't mean you can just never wash me. For god sakes." "Oh nice. Yea enjoy a beer up on here. Yea you...

How To Jump on the Bandwagon of a Sports Team

Wear as much team apparel as possible. How is anyone supposed to know what team you like if you do not have their logo emblazoned on your chest at all times? When it comes to jerseys, choose someone who will be on the team for a very long time,...

A Bucket's Bucket List

Get bought by someone.Get filled with water and placed on top of a partially opened door so that when the next person opens it the water will spill all over their new haircut.Mold wet sand into a sandcastle.Have the Kings of Leon name a song after...

Rejected Quotes for Ed Hardy T-Shirts

-->"Fauxhawks are Fauxreal""Future Jon Gosselin""Individuality is Essential""Magna Cum Laude""Tippecanoe and Tyler Too""Strong Mafia Ties""Waiting for Marriage""Please Kill Me""Knowledge is Power""Sharing is Caring""What is Love?""Beets, Bears,...

Fantasy Dinner Guests to Avoid

If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? It probably shouldn't be one of these guys.Denzel Washington: Denzel is one of the hardest working men in show business, so on the off chance that he actually had time off would...

Cartoon's That I Often Felt Bad For As A Kid

 Tommy: That's the fun of it, Chuckie; you never know what you're going to get until you get it. Chuckie: It's not fun for me.

Obama's Big Eggo

President Barack Obama is no stranger to the music and entertainment world. In fact you can thank his historic quest to presidency for shifting the hot subjects in popular music from "sex, drugs, and money" to "pride in the newly elected...

A Day in the Life of Your High School Gym Teacher

5:45 a.m.: The alarm clock has gone off but it will be a few minutes until Coach actually gets himself out of bed. It's hard to get up when you've been ripped away from yet another dream about the '74 state championship game. The outcome of this...

Tuxedo Shop: Getting Ready for Prom

It's a quiet Spring night at the "Tuxedo Shop," the owner, Charles, paces around the showroom mentally preparing himself for Prom Season. Now that he has himself in the right frame of mind he decides it is now time to give his tuxedos a bit of a "...

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, It's the Most Historical SNL Ever

As the old saying goes, "You can't rewrite history." Sadly, you can't rewrite live television either. Luckily for us dreamers out there, someone has yet to coin a phrase that forbids you from rewriting historical figures into beloved sketches that...

Thoughts From Your Lost Remote

Hey buddy! Hellooooo, I'm right here underneath the couch! Yes, the same exact couch that you are currently sitting on pondering my whereabouts. It's me, your T.V. remote, and I demand that you find me. I don't like it down here, it's dark and...

An Open Letter to All Incoming Freshmen

Nicktoon Characters You (May Have) Had a Crush On

Patty Mayonnaise (Doug): Doug's girl next door unrequited love interest. Her blonde hair and olive skin complexion is easy on the eyes but it is her kind soul that wins you over. She is focused on her academics and athletics but still makes time...

Panda Status: The Future of Drunk

It seems like just yesterday me and my friends took our first walk over to our first college party. We thought we had all done our fair share of drinking back in High School (some more than others) but when we arrived at the party it was obvious...

You Can Pay for School but You Can't Rip Ass

  The other day while a friend and I were sitting down enjoying a nice lunch in the cafeteria he decided to let me know that he had farted during his Philosophy class and that everyone including the professor not only smelt it, but knew...