Just this afternoon I was sitting on my couch enjoying my daily 3P.M. lunch of whatever leftovers were in the fridge and gummy bears for dessert when it dawned on me; I don't give a rat's ass about any of the issues this country is facing. I am an...
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If you've ever wondered the best way to leave class while proving you have disproportionately large whale testicles, then this guide's for you! A True Man's Guide to Leaving Class Early 1. Violently stuff all materials into your bag. If you do not...
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Dear Applicant,Generally, we use actual names in the greeting, but we get so many wannabes with piss poor applications that we don't even bother addressing you by name. You really don't deserve that honor, seeing as how you were not only too dumb...
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Needed the money because tens of millions of dollars made as an NFL player just wasn't enough. Had to have a heavier criminal record to keep his street rep up with Tank Johnson and Pacman Jones. Wrongly thought it was a great way to get...
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For those of you pious non-smokers, spewing your filth about cancer and death and what not, here is some insight into the complicated world of smoking. The first lesson is in branding the smokers you see around you by the pack in their hands....
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Summer is a time for college students to explore the world. One of the most popular forms of vacationing include backpacking or some stupid shit like that. For those of you on your way to the crazy world known as Europe, here are some tips for...
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"Man, Pauly Shore will never get old." "The USA Basketball team will dominate the Olympics for eternity." "What? Hockey's never gonna stop being popular!" "Seriously though, Bio-Dome? Comedic gold!" "This Will Ferrell guy...
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I hear a lot of guys complaining these days about how cold it is and how they wish it was warmer. I can only laugh at these guys. Winter is great and here is why: 5. Snow...more accurately, a snowman plowing a snowwoman from...
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I hear a lot of people bitch about life being unfair. But the most unfair thing about life is the ending. I mean, life is tough and it takes up a lot of your time...and what do you get at the end of it? DEATH. What the fuck is that supposed to be?...
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Every single episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" invariably follows the exact same predictable, but nonetheless ass kicking plot line. Each episode can be broken down into 4 separate segments that add to the aura that is...
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Fellow penis owners will sympathize with me on this.Ever run into a public bathroom because you desperately had to take a shit?So you run in, you sit down, you shit, mission accomplished.But now you have to pee as well. No big deal, right? Go pee....
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What's Up: With Da' Man Lance Tyson Halloween is here and that can only mean one thing compadres. There's only two months left to prepare for 2007. I really hope you fuckers are ready, cause I am. Here's some crazy shit that's about...
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You're half way there; you bought her a vodka Redbull at the bar, humped her on the dance floor for a song or two and convinced her to come back to your "crib." That's the easy part my friend. Most likely your dorm/apartment/house sucks. Drunken...
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"This is gonna be an awesome year! SIU 07!" :) This is the worst decision you have ever made "These kids will think I'm cool, I'm an awesome guy, and totally outgoing! Whateva!" These kids are going to know you are gay immediately "...
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10. Wendy's and Taco Bell 9. Scratching balls/ass/taint 8. www. Please Bang My Wife .com (It's funny because they make the husband say "please bang my wife." You'll thank me later.) 7. Re-arranging your room; takes up tons of...
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What you Say: "Oh, hey dad. Not much just got out of class." What You Mean: - "Oh, hey dad. Not much, my 3 o'clock probably just got out, but I've actually been playing Saints Row for the last 4 hours." "Class is good. We just...
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Man Tan
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Brad
Perhaps the Best Picture on CollegeHumor
December 28, 2006 |
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jeff
That Guy needs a costume.
October 31, 2006 |
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Aaron Charlton Smith
Were you taking a picture of PDA or someone falling?
September 20, 2006 |
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Aaron Charlton Smith
Oh my. Perhaps she's in need of a Tune-Up? Or maybe a Lube Job? Or a new "AC" system? Or some "wiper blades"?
September 20, 2006 |
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Aaron Charlton Smith
Like a camel, this woman is preparing for a dry summer
September 20, 2006 |
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Aaron Charlton Smith
Milk Ad parody- Contains Nudity
September 20, 2006 |
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Aaron Charlton Smith
"This is a picture from my English book. Yikes."
September 20, 2006 |
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Aaron Charlton Smith
Blue steel!
September 20, 2006 |
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Brad
Lectures: The Drinking Game
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