Garden hose guy

Right place at the right time.

Wait! What? Arent you supposed to be ......nevermind..

picture says it all!

that fellatio

I think it's pretty self-explanatory

China Express

Went to pick up our order and noticed the Petco box waiting to be stocked.

Post-It Fun

Our friends came back from the bar early and we thought it was a bad idea, so we fucked with them for a while and then decided to post their window. Not spectacular but fun.

Tulsa Oklahoma at its finest!

I was driving down the street (on the shady side of town) and couldnt believe this sign. It was WAY to good to pass up.

That's Brutal

This is me (left) and Brendon Small after the Dethklok concert for Adult Swim Tour 2007.

Hot Bartenders and 3 That Guys

SIU All Fools Rugby Tourny, this is about the time the 30th keg went dry...

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Poopy Lube Orgy

Good thing I always Demand directions at Gun-point.

Driving to the winery we discovered this classy Southern Illinois lawn decoration. Of course I knew it had to grace the pages of CH.

MATHEWS!

goodbye letters

my friends thought it would be more personal to say goodbye to me by writing on my leg after i blacked out...

don't blackout

drawing on my face wasn't enough...i didn't know this was on me until i woke up the next morning!

what nice friends I have..

my last night in carbondale...great way to say goodbye!

Big penis on the lake

Depressed Creighton Fan Looking For Hospitality From C'Dale

ESPN's College Gameday visited SIUC for the basketball matchup between the Salukis and the Creighton Bluejays where SIU came back to win in the low scoring 48-44 contest. As fans were leaving the arena, I spotted a creighton fan with this sign...

Beavis and Butthead

Don't fall asleep at my house!!!

notice the stack of coins on his head

90 cup beer pong at my buddies house