"...you'll never forget your first time."

From Southern Illinois University Carbondale, Illinois we bring you another hot bartender.

That Guy needs a costume.

Ass Bar Codes

Birthday Boy

What happens when you finish an entire fifth of tequila

This is what Green Beer does to a man

Drinking all Fucking Day

Give Up The Toad Now!

There's something wrong (but awesome) here!

A Lentz bike rack ended up in the middle of the frozen campus lake... not telling how it got there.

Big, Long and Very Hard!

It's a 15 foot penis some how carved in the ice over Thompson Point Lake on campus. It was cumming into a 30 foot cartoon head... and they were both there for over TWO WEEKS!

The Beer Knight

Halloween 2005 at a friend's party... still the best beer armor I've seen to date. Took 7+ hours and a LOT of brew!

Halloween Hookah

This made my entire night.

siu darts take one

the reason why the keg need to stay full. Cuz once that keg is going and people start to get bored who knows what will happen.

siu darts take two

Drunk in lecture class

Id say a little more than 4 years will be involved from the look of this picture

Excited for Beer

Drinking since 8 am

Goatse for life...

Good Morning Baghdad, and now for your weather here\

Random search of world weather reports brought this gem to my attention. Smoky with 80% chance of mortar fire?

Getting drunk around a bunch of assholes you don't know = bad life choice

Pillow Fight on Campus

Organized Pillow Fight at 10 am in front of Shryock Auditorium

"Nothing like finally getting to meet a beaming Vince Vaughn after 2 years in Iraq."