Your cellphone alarms you. You fall from bed,to class, to sleep, if he's lecturing right.Empty your pockets and fill up your headprocrastinating: you'll be up all night.your room is trashed and is smelling of shit;roommate smells worse, like old...
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Far left=1 pump; Middle=2 pumps; Right=3 pumps (notice how the BB got stuck)
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Ok folks, now that summer is coming to a close, it is time for me to look back on a potential checklist for a college student home for the summer, and what actually happened on the path to achieving these goals.1. Eat Healthier Food/Average 3 Hot...
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Developing Story: Brett Favre officially returns to Packers.Breaking News: Aaron Rodgers and the entire Sportscenter viewing audience commit suicide.
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Left Hand: Here we go again.Right Ball: Wait, what is he doing up there? Oh no...come on, he already did this like 2 hours ago.Left Hand: Oh, he's going back at it, and of course, I just sit over here, watching the whole thing go down.Left Ball:...
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So I was doing some research the other day, aka watching Hungarian porn, (it was a midget actually getting lowered inside of a woman) and it came to me, porn is lacking personalities these days. The women get to have some fun in constructing...
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I wanted to write about something that I have a decent amount of experience with. Aside from masturbation and the movie Willow, the only other thing that I know are videogames. So, that being the case, I decided to do some investigation. I wanted...
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Truly the greatest enterprise to hit America since Ford or the musical institution that is Kenny Loggins. The Ninja Turtles were able to turn a simple cartoon into one of the greatest fads ever marketed to the youth,...
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'Top Gun' is easily one of the greatest films ever made, no question. But perhaps my favorite aspect of this movie is how badly the top two teams get along. It is total hatred between Iceman/Slider vs. Maverick/Goose. Yet, amidst this fire, the...
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Folks, face it, Metal Album Covers are the greatest form of artwork that we as a society have today. If you do not know what I am talking about, you soon will. I am talking about that sincere art form displayed on the cover of your favorite metal...
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Everyone had their favorite toys or fads growing up, it just so happens that if you grew up in the 90's, you really had the best. I decided to take a look at some of the more popular of these, and analyze what they say about your life today. Enjoy....
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My god. My fucking god. The other day I was blessed enough to be reminded of one of the trashiest, and most amazing fads of all time - Big Dog clothing. You remember this, don't lie. Hell, maybe you even had one. I am talking about those god damn...
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Beer Pong. A classic game that unites people from all across the country. Through my countless hours of research, I have been able to examine many of the different types of people that enjoy this fine game, and what it is that makes them so very...
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The signs above the entrance way to Pimlico Race track. How do I get in then?
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DJ scratches The Imperial March.
April 07, 2008 |
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Best of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship.
March 25, 2008 |
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Drunk Dad
June 30, 2007 |
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I can't beleive I overslept again, the boss is gonna kill me!
April 26, 2007 |
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It's 3 AM, you're in Jamaica, and you can't find rolling papers. What do you do?
April 21, 2007 |
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Washington, Washington
April 18, 2007 |
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Pulp Fiction theme on an acoustic guitar and an egg beater.
April 18, 2007 |
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Funny yet F-ed up.
January 13, 2007 |
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The Perry Bible Fellowship's "Christmas Cards."
January 05, 2007 |
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