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I am sending this mass email out, because I feel this story needs to be told on a grand scale.  What you are about to hear you may not believe, but it is true.  I think this is the most genius thing I have heard in some time.

Last night (Sunday night) I called my parents to talk to them for the week.  When I talked to my mom she said listen to this.....

This past Friday night Southridge High School (small town next to Jasper) had a dance.  It is mandatory that anyone that comes to the dances must take a breathalyzer before they enter the gym by a police officer and after.

Well, these two girls wanted to drink and get drunk before they went to the dance.  How could they though knowing they had to take a breathalyzer to get in and when they left.

They decided to take the largest tampons they could buy and soak them in vodka.  Then 20 minutes before they went to the dance they inserted them into their vagina's.

They arrived at the dance took the breathalyzer and passed with flying colors.  While dancing and having a good time their bodies started to absorb the vodka and they started to get drunk.  The teachers new they were acting funny later in the dance, so they had them take another breathalyzer.  They blew a point 0.  The girls said they didn't do anything and were just having fun.  The teachers couldn't prove anything so they let them be.  When they left they passed it again.  They never got into trouble at all.  They of course started telling people and the story led to my mom.

Somebody called my mom, because they knew she works for a gynecologist.  So she called him and asked about it.  He said that the the vodka would be absorb and go straight to the blood stream getting them drunk.  Being alcohol it will not cause any problems down there.  Obviously you won't ever blow anything, because you aren't swallowing it so it doesn't reach the lungs.  Only way to get caught is if they take you in for a blood test.  He thought is was genius himself and has never heard of anyone doing this.

Girls you now have the male version of a flask.

I thought my mom was going to say they squeezed it out in the punch or into their drinks later at the dance, but no!

THEY TOOK IT STRAIGHT UP - no pun intended.

This has to go into a movie,
Chase

The College kids