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Everything I Learned in College I Learned from WOW

Fake boobs are better than no boobsat all.  Whether it's a clump of pixels on a blood elfor a baggy of silicon, it's something. No guy ever says, "Know what's hot? Having the chest of an 11 year old. Nom nom nom."  Or...

If Treadmills Could Talk

Treadmill: Oh hey there. Long time no see. Lucky for me you've compensated by bringing more to see.Me: What?  Treadmill: Hmm?  Sorry...didn't catch that. Please select your workout program.Me: Cardio.Treadmill: Please enter your weight....

How to: Be the Envy of Your Class - StatementMan

First, make sure to take a seat in the back row.  I know it might be tempting to sit right upin the front, but those guys won't appreciate your efforts.  They think that just because they read thebook and take notes that they're better...

Writing on the wall

The Writing on the Wall¼o:p>Everybody stay inside!Quick let's have some funSit and stare at one great wallWatch Fahrenheit 451¼o:p>And while Bradbury dances a stance with a twitchAmerica, replace-embrace a one-fifty...

Into the Woods: Adderall Thoughts

Cute College Commenter of the Week 8/13 (GaTekChiclet)

Hey CH, do you want to be the next Commenter interview?  If so, you must be totally awesome and perfect in all way/shape/form.  To be considered, send me a message on CH and we'll go from there!

Cute College Commenter Of The Week 8/1 (Katie)

Hey CH, do you want to be the next Commenter interview?  If so, you must be totally awesome and perfect in all way/shape/form.  To be considered, send me a message on CH and we'll go from there! 

Commenter of Cute College Girl of the Day 7/21

Hey CH, do you want to be the next Commenter interview?  If so, you must be totally awesome and perfect in all way/shape/form.  To be considered, send me a message on CH and we'll go from there!

Commenter of Cute College Girl of the Day

The Morning After: Mind of Mencia Season Premier

There is no God.

Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats": As Written By Her Boyfriend

Right now, she's probably still thinkin' of shit I've done wrong,And she's probably gettin' pissy... Right now, she's probably so mad I forgot our favorite movie that she's gettin' kinda dizzy... Right now, she's probably ˜bout to call all...

Ten Practical Applications for Claire Bennett

(10) Being a bloodsport fighter - since she can never be injured or die, she can just try to outlast her opponents(9) Be a gigantic whore - technically her hymen will just reseal itself everytime she bangs(8) Bullfighter - you can gain amazing...

Big Dwarf Rodeo

You know what our army needs? Midgets. Here's why: 1) You would never expect it. Why is it funny when you see a midget hit someone? Because you'ld never expect such big rage from such a small form. A Google search for "Midget violence" results...

Panty Waste Inc.

Struggling to feed your three year old daughter and five year old drug addiction? Are you unable to keep your little girl in diapers? Is huffing off brand Sharpies getting old? Wouldn’t it be nice to have a few extra bucks to buy some Iron...