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Tue, 05 May 2009 23:14:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1910274 Holy Balls... nonadult comedy lookin at some skeezers from high school photos on FB, classy women are from iowa <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1910274"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/c/collegehumor.7d9e3d4b97940841fb8c6e1ca8414b06.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1289189">langwith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1910274">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885346 That guy is tired of hiding in the background Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:47:24 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885346 That guy is tired of hiding in the background nonadult comedy Bunch of girls tried to take a picture at a party only to be blocked out by my room mate jumping in front of the camera. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885346"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.996b2c6cae31a612cb7242298dae3ab4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1158010">Jake Tumas</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885346">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1828545 2 Men, 120 Cups, 20 Beers a Side, the Will to Exceed... Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:23:08 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1828545 2 Men, 120 Cups, 20 Beers a Side, the Will to Exceed... nonadult comedy It's a Wednesday afternoon, class didn't sound fun, so we found two thirty rakes of keystone and 120 solo cups. The only solution was to play 1 vs. 1 three tier beer pong, 59 cups a side, 20 beers per player. Lets just say about half way through the game my friend wanted to quit, me and my friend had a meeting away from the table, where I proceeded to beat the shit out of him until he realized i was right, and apologized to me. We had no witnesses, it was just a great way to remind ourselves of what it meant to have self respect, and not bitch out just because your legs discontinue to work. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1828545"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/b/collegehumor.fcd66be0f170cd93ef09409bebf381f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224998">Bryce</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815549 Freshman 15 Mon, 12 May 2008 05:52:18 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815549 Freshman 15 nonadult comedy Taco Bell, DiGiorno, and mass quantities of Keystone. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815549"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.4c6f2c5de6401fe4189abdef83d9be92.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1120532">Kevin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1815549">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810183 Poor UCLA Fans... Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:40:24 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810183 Poor UCLA Fans... nonadult comedy Alex = Kevin Love <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810183"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/c/collegehumor.d636c03a253b40eeb796d83cbbad4166.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1158010">Jake Tumas</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1810183">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1809266 Campus Cops Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:42:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1809266 Campus Cops nonadult comedy We went to santa barbara for spring break. I forgot my car was in 15 min. parking... <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1809266"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/3/collegehumor.22146f27a9e19ddbc53b9d23a4979a66.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1120532">Kevin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747742 How to Succeed on A Reality Show Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:01:52 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747742 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Step One: Audition to be on someone else's reality T.V. show, preferably a dating show.

Step Two: Drink as much as you can. Its paid for during the show and my parents always taught me to take advantage of anything free, especially booze.Also alcohol is a natural lubricant for social interaction, in simpler terms its "cool" juice.

Step Three: Get as much camera time on said show as you can ie. Flashing the cameras often if you are a girl, and fight someone if you are a guy. Also public urination will work for both sexes. If you have a problem peeing in public, you did not follow step two properly, see above.

Step Four: Cry a lot and gain sympathy from the viewers. They say nobody likes a crybaby, but that is a complete lie. Television viewers love to watch people publicly display their pathetic problems. If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend at home, cheat on them and cry about. Instant gold.

Step Five: If you are a guy spend a lot of time in front of the mirror or working out in the complementary gym that is provided for you. It is important that people know you care about your appearance. No one wants to watch a show with nerdy intellectual types, muscles and perfect skin are what it is all about. If you are a chick, just wear something that shows your boobs. That should be good enough

Step Six: Gain the trust of everyone other contestant on the show, and then quickly betray them. After all you are not there to make friends. You are there to succeed, and get really really drunk a lot.

If you have followed all of these steps you will be a reality TV success. Will people understand what was successful about it? Probably not, but those people aren't as important as you, because you were on TV. Remember you aren't getting paid so you can't get fired. Go crazy and live like there is no tomorrow, because the odds are that when tomorrow comes and the show is over... well thats something to worry about another time.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:978565"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/8/collegehumor.8d43ff298d1b6370608903e822beace6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:978565">Ian Jones</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747742">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747741 Emo News Weather Report Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:38:47 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747741 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Shiloh Tompson: Hello and welcome to the only news you need to know, and if you don't think that you need to know it....you just don't understand and should probably change the channel to some mainstream facist garbage. Now with an update on the weather we go to Meg in the field.

Meg: The weather today is a reflection of the inner most pain of my soul. The rain is pouring down like the tears of my unfathomable sorrow and it looks as though, much like my pain, there is no end in sight. I would suggest an umbrella, but only if you want to conform like all of the other facists. Back to you Shiloh

Shiloh: Wow, thank you for that introspective look into the rain and your soul Meg. I cried a single tear for you and saved it in a wine glass for you to see when you get back. I guess I will have to put on and extra tight zip up hoodie later today when I go to starbucks to work on my novel. Speaking of Starbucks there is an important news break involving their hours being shifted. We go toMaliki for the full story

Maliki: It seems that Starbucks has gotten "tired" of people like us just using their facilities to promote our way of life and is going to begin closing earlier due to lack of sales. I asked the manager why he thought it was necessary to close his venue two hours earlier and he candidly replied, "because you people never buy anything and its a waste of money for us". When I asked him what he meant by "you people" he replied "emo kids". Truly shocking.

Shiloh: I guess there just aren't places that believe in supporting the underground anymore. This is a sad day for Emos everywhere. A boycott of Starbucks has been formally announced by the head of the Emos for Non-conformism committee, but it is likely that, because so little money was contributed from our party before the boycott it will be a long time before change is seen. Thats all the time we have for this week, but be sure to tune in next week when we discuss the importance of torn jeans, and whether or not they are becoming too conformist.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:978565"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/8/collegehumor.8d43ff298d1b6370608903e822beace6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:978565">Ian Jones</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1747741">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1780851 Red Sox Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:20:22 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1780851 Red Sox nonadult comedy Likes the Red Sox, A lot <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1780851"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/2/collegehumor.820f286ce72e785966066662444cd5b6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:15885">T. K Clarke</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1780851">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779941 Happy Birthday Chase Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:49:52 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779941 Happy Birthday Chase nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779941"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.6f28509a03670f538cf47971b7b6c315.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1158010">Jake Tumas</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779941">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779940 Kabul Golf Club Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:38:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779940 Kabul Golf Club nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779940"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/5/collegehumor.7e730b1613834c7d1afc602588506fc3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1120532">Kevin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779940">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779932 My awsome Keystone Knight Costume Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:35:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779932 My awsome Keystone Knight Costume nonadult comedy For this mixer, the theme was dress as what you drink. College is expensive so I tend to drink 1 kind of beer. No other way to truly represent myself other than to be a Keystone Knight. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779932"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/5/collegehumor.fb3e1be0e0c858b5cf5ca485482f7880.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1089575">Dale</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1779932">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1762168 body shot anyone?... Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:04:39 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1762168 body shot anyone?... nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1762168"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/4/collegehumor.49b7b9af3e19538085769284c3acd2c1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:961843">sunshine</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730599 How do we know God doesnt have a PHD? Sat, 12 May 2007 04:52:33 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730599 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>  

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:83433"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/9/collegehumor.50f3907fc0363522689c63c97d595520.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:83433">Maks: King of Smirks</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743063 drunken antiqueing Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:08:50 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743063 drunken antiqueing nonadult comedy drank a little bit too much and woke up outside in the bushes covered in flour. i have good friends <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743063"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/f/collegehumor.6f9542d8df34b20afd25b0bfbbf7ee95.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:602686">chewy</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:325"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1733068 Maybe its not what it sounds like. 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