Here is aconversation that took place online, completely unedited. I never doanonymous chats, but I was competing with some others to see who coulddo the most amount of damage. This is worth the read:Connecting to server...Looking for...
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And lo, Manningus urged his men to the line, for the time was nigh. And he did declare "OMAHA!" with the sound and fury of a thousand trumpets, designating Adalius Thomas...us... as the fire linebacker. Thusly, the ball was snapped, and on came...
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Dear Hot Girl in my class God blessed you with that ass When you bend to get your pen We boys in class turn into men How thy thong curves around your hips Oh how I wish to kiss your lips And those breast so pure I find On a cold day I will go...
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Warning: If given the chance this bird will poop on your shoulder While standing under a tree today that most incredible thing happened to yours truly. A bird took a shit on my shoulder. Like most, my first reaction was what the F&*%, but after...
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Over the Easter Break I was astonished to find out how many of my friends did not fully understand the plot of the original Star Wars trilogy. I feel that it is my duty as an American to inform the public on one the some of the most influential...
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Dear Fellow Collegehumor viewers: Recently Collegehumor has allowed its users to have the privilege of messaging fellow users in an effort to make Collegehumor more personable. At the beginning of this new addition, I like many other users, was...
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No Fat Chicks
If you don't look like this, buy a one piece
Fred Flintstone after Sex I think Wilma might of put on some weight since the last time we played find the mammoth. When she was on top I could have swore it felt different. (Looks under the saber skin sheets) So that’s what my penis...
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We're #1! We're #1!
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It's a miracle! Can I lick the miracle?
March 21, 2007 |
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You can't arrest me! This is free speech!
March 18, 2007 |
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CH Interviews: Daniel DeSanto
March 15, 2007 |
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Not-So-Famous Historical Quotes
March 08, 2007 |
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Goalie Scores
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Knock Knock
March 07, 2007 |
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You fool! If the dolphins and puppies unite, they'll conquer us all!
February 25, 2007 |
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Sorry Syracuse, you still have the worst mascot.
February 20, 2007 |
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How does a blonde try to take a picture off the internet? She uses white-out.
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