This is what you learn when you stay at the Chicken for 12 hours.

Got there at 10 a.m. and got creative around midnight thanks to a whole hell of a lot of Lone Star Beer.

Leaf Penis

So what if it doesn't snow down here, we can still make a giant penis with something that falls to the ground....

Xmas Tree On College Budget

Grand Total Cost = $8.72

This will let everyone behind us know how serious we are.

Ph0wn3d!

We had a prank war. This won it. There are over 400 phone books here.

Fraternity Bid Day

Plywood and paint for lawn letters: $50. 3 Kegs for party the night before bid day: $150. Being Dumb: PRICELESS.

The city wants us to remove it by the end of the week

I knew it was worth taking 4 years ago... finally found a place to hang it up for the holidays. The city wants us to remove it by the end of the week.

Why Else Would The Houston Zoo Children's Playland Have A Ceramic Dolphin?

My buddies really wanted to go to the zoo. I disagreed and expressed my displeasure by basically humping everything humpable in the zoo, including this ceramic dolphin in the Children's Playland.

It's always appropriate...

And back to girls in costume making out.

halloween party, we're clever girls!

MythBuster

Hypothesis: liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Let's test.

From what I see Canada can't be that bad

what you can barely make out is the "for sale" sign

"No Losers Allowed"

Saw this on the door to Hobby Lobby in College Station, TX earlier. I didn't even know people still had those things...

Texas A&M giving it to texas. Eiffel Tower on bevo!

I hope every campus has a crazy old guy like this.

This guy is 72 and has been a part time student at A&M for 30 yrs doing aerobic running kinesiology.

a little young for that?

saw this girl at disney world, thought she was a little young for both the pink and the stink

Growin' Dyke?

The all-girls Catholic school motto.

That old racecar driver.