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Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:36:33 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927100 Indiana Jones &amp; The Boulder. nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927100"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/5/collegehumor.0c28a73b60f3663e4950c625f7dd2353.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1347838">Joe H.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927100">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926097 Birds of War Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:18:21 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926097 Birds of War nonadult comedy hallo-freaking-ween <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926097"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.04d6f6da9188dcef5825ba91968362ae.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:490959">harrison yat</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926097">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925743 Little known fact: Chief Justice Rehnquist used to crash funerals. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:01:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925743 Little known fact: Chief Justice Rehnquist used to crash funerals. nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925743"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.1d09e125923a82ec347d478387ebf34f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:530528">redaggie09</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925743">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925256 Birds of War - stomp, clap, stomp, stomp, clap Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:40:24 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925256 Birds of War - stomp, clap, stomp, stomp, clap nonadult comedy Hallo-fucking-ween <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925256"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.94ca9598c9df768a5d60ff6e31c6c471.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:490959">harrison yat</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925256">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921817 Remember when you asked me what the definition of &quot;irony&quot; was? Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:25:33 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921817 Remember when you asked me what the definition of &quot;irony&quot; was? nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921817"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/a/collegehumor.2f848e22ca7d0dc9e38403ea4b6cd4cb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:324213">Anal Beads</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921817">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922547 Diving Fail Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:59:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922547 Diving Fail nonadult comedy Epic belly flop. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922547"><img 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http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918919 Tasty Treat Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:54:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918919 Tasty Treat nonadult comedy Just like momma used to make.. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918919"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/c/collegehumor.2fad177e2e08ba49ce44402cf10d719a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1095108">jackal858</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918919">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915354 Only in Texas can you have Drive-thru Liquor and Gun Store Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:13:07 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1915354 Only in Texas can you have Drive-thru Liquor and Gun Store 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Helpy... wait, what? <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1906950"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/8/collegehumor.9410b4bad68f20b8b8ab72e88bb79053.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1490582">devin the dude</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773672 Literary Lovemaking Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:02:35 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1773672 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>  Quotes from some of our favorite literary character's bedrooms.

Ishmael from Moby Dick
"Oh yeah call me Ishmael....call me Ishmael..CALL ME ISHMAEL!!"

Bartleby the Scrivener
Girl: So, you wanna go back to my place?
Bartleby: I would prefer not to.
Girl: Ok, so your place?
Bartleby: I would prefer not to.

Giles Corey from The Crucible
Girl: Why do I always have to be on top?
Giles: MORE WEIGHT!!

Marcellus from Hamlet
(sniff)"Oh, something is ROTTEN in the state of Denmark."

Harry Potter
(unzips pants) "Care to meet he who shall not be named?"

Kurtz from Heart of Darkness
Girl: I'm pregnant.
Kurtz: The horror..........The horror......

The Old Man from The Old Man and the Sea
"Wow, you're so wet!"

Dr. Jekyll from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
"Quick question, um...how do you feel about three ways?"

Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter
"Surely nothing bad will come from this!"

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