CollegeHumor: The College of New Jersey Popular http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885528 It's literally a Keystone LIGHT! Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:39:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885528 It's literally a Keystone LIGHT! nonadult comedy It's literally a Keystone LIGHT! keystone, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin, halloween, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885528"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.1b29499c1d23dc56cc2dc2ef37545aa5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1643682">Brian Carrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1760936 Three ninjas and a guy who likes clapping. 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Tue, 08 May 2007 07:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757848 He just got Brick Man's power and won't stop playing with it. nonadult comedy He just got Brick Man's power and won't stop playing with it. nintendo, mega man, graffiti, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757848"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.96eb2fac87a9040501e72819cd6386ce.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:547458">Skinny Fat Kid</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 73 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757371 You know what the problem with Slip N Slide is? It's dangerous, but is it dangerous enough? Sat, 05 May 2007 17:34:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1757371 You know what the problem with Slip N Slide is? 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Sun, 15 Jul 2007 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1766953 The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven. nonadult comedy The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven. facebook, jesus, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1766953"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/a/collegehumor.48261eb77a10a9c6ec10ed6a942b2969.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:807138">chinchilla</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 29 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1764306 Someone got that monkey a tiny hat! Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:55:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1764306 Someone got that monkey a tiny hat! nonadult comedy Someone got that monkey a tiny hat! monkey, foam dome, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1764306"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/d/collegehumor.77528d1b2fbbe873fc8039bd5947b038.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1759038 It worked, now let's see what we can do to the real wall. Sun, 13 May 2007 09:32:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1759038 It worked, now let's see what we can do to the real wall. nonadult comedy It worked, now let's see what we can do to the real wall. cans, keystone, smash, slip-n-slide, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1759038"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/c/collegehumor.4e4fe95997cee1059d82fe6cc5fd2b1a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:513829">Kevin</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 26 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1722157 That's Dr. Octopus! I didn't go to medical school for ten years to be Mr. Octopus. Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:58:47 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1722157 That's Dr. Octopus! I didn't go to medical school for ten years to be Mr. Octopus. nonadult comedy That's Dr. Octopus! I didn't go to medical school for ten years to be Mr. Octopus. halloween, dr. octapus, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1722157"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/0/collegehumor.f9fd5f32d39c56dffdef222063fa6dc5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755500 Rapists, you guys are cool. Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:52:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755500 Rapists, you guys are cool. nonadult comedy Rapists, you guys are cool. jesus, warning, religion, sign, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1755500"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/6/collegehumor.7fabd35314508a6cd0a27c06cdf498b5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1717031 Is this yonic or phallic? I can't decide. Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:02:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1717031 Is this yonic or phallic? I can't decide. nonadult comedy Is this yonic or phallic? I can't decide. yonic, phallic, inflatable, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1717031"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/1/collegehumor.1c1a4937f645231af821d9212a441170.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1793839 It's weird, Roger Clemens always seemed like such a likable guy. Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1793839 It's weird, Roger Clemens always seemed like such a likable guy. nonadult comedy It's weird, Roger Clemens always seemed like such a likable guy. headling, roger clemens, steroids, baseball, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1793839"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/6/collegehumor.c9be21c6e2e3eba0ec35bbf66f71b4f2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1079753">Nooner</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 148 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751091 Back From Break Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:14:15 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751091 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
What? Mexico? Nah, bro, everyone goes there. Florida? Please! I was going there when I was like 8, that place is totally dead now. Oh, I just, y'know, kicked it right here in Jersey, man. No, I went home. Yeah, Rutherford. WHAT? NO WAY, MAN, BREAK RULED!

I lived with these two friends of mine that I've lived with before, I just crashed at their place. It was really cool because they paid for everything and didn't even ask me to throw in for food or anything! Totally boss. Yeah, they had a pool, too, but theirs is covered up right now. For... repairs... cause we did so much partying in it last summer, BOY! YEAH!
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Where are you going?
America (1 point)
Western Europe (2 points)
Eastern Europe (3 points)
Mexico (4 points)

What are you planning to do?
See the sights! (1 point)
Some partying, some traveling. (2 points)
Party, baby! WOOO! (3 points)
Screw till it falls off. (4 points)

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Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale
Delicious. I eagerly anticipate the coming of the colder months and the variety of seasonal brews they bring, and the good people at Anheuser have developed an insanely good taste experience. A little thicker than what a typical beer drinker may be used to, but the vanilla after taste and subsequent warming feeling will hook most drinkers immediately. Red body, little to no head, and an overall vanilla/caramel aroma.

 Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat
Though the name is "Cherry Wheat", I was surprised at the amount of cherry flavor I encountered. I found the beer to be a little too strong for my tastes, though someone with a sweet tooth may find it enjoyable. I chugged the rest of it after two sips, just to get it out of the way. Thin head, orange body, and overall too sweet.

 Brooklyn Monster Ale
Good Loard. "11% Alcohol by Volume" puts this... concoction in a clash by itself. Thish is no longer a beer, this bottled animal is a 12 ounces of liquid insanity. I would feel sorry for the man forced to drink an entire 6 pack of this. I downed this quickly as to.move on to a hopefully more enjoyable experience. Starts bitter but mellows out as you finish it, strong taste of hops, and very high in alocohol content.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-02-01 09:50:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 109 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731092 A Letter From Your Favorite Porn Site Before You Got A Girlfriend Wed, 16 May 2007 18:27:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731092 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> WANT TO INCREASE YOUR SIZE BY FORTY INCHES OR MORE?  CLICK HERE!! axbzy897nh

Haha, just kidding.  We both know you'd never get close to the stallions we've got in our stables.  How you doing, kid?  Haven't seen you around in some time.  Been a while since "PussyDestroyer6969" graced our front page.  How're things?  Still using that "fake_email123456@yahoo.com" address?  Haha, just kidding, we know you just made that up.

Yeah, bet you thought you'd slip that by our servers, huh?  Man, if I had a nickel for every yahoo/hotmail email address that was some amalgam of "fake", "pussy", "email", and "fart", I'd have exactly $3,455.45.  You'd think someone would make an effort and just re-invite themselves to Gmail, and we'd get some classier email addresses.  But no.

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This woman knows 11 ways to break your arm.
Hey, you know that program you watch on the scrambled HBO channel when you go to your parents' house for the weekend? The one with the scantily clad, sweaty people rubbing themselves all over each other. No, the other one. The one that can sell action figures. To kids. OK, the WWE. I sat down with WWE Superstar Melina and talked about rabbits, broken bones, and how similar your family is to behemoths dealing near-lethal blows to each other on a canvas square.

What's the worst wrestling-related injury you've ever sustained/inflicted?

Well, thank god I haven't inflicted any kind of injury to anybody, that would sit on my conscience forever! While I was training, the worst that happened was I broke my hand. I went for a drop down and my hand bent backwards right in the middle. That was the only bad injury I've had under contract with the WWE. But 8 years ago in my first match ever, I had a partner and we did a tag move. He landed me and I went sideways on my knee and dislocated my kneecap. That hurt.

Of all your wrestling moves, what's your favorite one?

Of course my finisher! I'm still trying to think of the perfect name for it because to me, my finisher is different, it's my own. So that's my favorite, because it shows not only that its impactful, but its trademarked to me, because I do the splits!

What's the most insane fan encounter you've ever had?

Well, nothing to crazy-crazy, but a guy came up and said he was a big fan and just did a split right in front of me! And two people wanted me to autograph their arms, and then they went and tattooed it. That's the only two really different things that have happened.

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Hey.  Hey, Doug.  Wake up.
Huh?  Wha?
Wake up.  We're going to have a political debate.
We are?
Yup.
...Why?
Because.  Come on, get up.
...
Doug
...
DOUG.  C'mon, I'll get you something off the Wendy's dollar menu.
JBC?
Yeah, sure
...arrite, what's up?
We're having a political debate.
We are?
Yeah.
Well, I think it should be legalized.  A 1998 study showed that when compared with alcoh-
No, no, not about that, Doug.
Wait... what?

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Dr. Pepper: Oh, pardon me I wasn't looking where I was going- Pibb?
Mr. Pibb: Doc! Oh man, hey Doc, what's up?
Dr. Pepper: Mr. Pibb, I, uh... good to see you, how have you been?
Mr. Pibb: You know, chilling, doing my thing. About to head down to Mickey Dee's, grab me a Big Mac. I'm maad hungry cause I dropped the biggest deuce this morning!
Dr. Pepper: Ahh, yes, that's.... delightful. Well, I must be get going, I'm meeting-
Mr. Pibb: Oh, sh*t, who you meeting? Coke? Pepsi?
Dr. Pepper: Um, no one, just, uh, a friend from out of town-
Mr. Pibb: You're meeting Fanta? Is she in the States?
Dr. Pepper: No, she's not. Nevermind, I'm just late.
Mr. Pibb: Oh, true, true. Hey didn't see you at RC's party last weekend, it was off the hook! Slice was there, Tab, and all the Dew Brothers!
Dr. Pepper: Mountain Dew was there?
Mr. Pibb: Oh, no. Just Code Red and Game Fuel. But it was crazy, Tab hooked up with both of them! I always thought she opened from the other end of the can, but I guess not.
Dr. Pepper: Yes, well, sorry I missed out on the... "fun". It's just that Sprite and I were trying out this new sushi place uptown. I meant to stop by afterwards, but I just lost track of time, and...
Mr. Pibb: Yeah, yeah, sure. I bet you just went to one of those fancy parties that Barq's throws all the time, right? I'm right, aren't I? Haha, just poppin' yer top, man.
Dr. Pepper: ...right.
Mr. Pibb: Hey man, we should totally hang out some time! Just like college, Pepper and Pibb, tearin' it up! Remember our beer pong team name?
Dr. Pepper: Oh yes, P-
Mr. Pibb: Pibber! Yeah man, that was so much fun. College was crazy.
Dr. Pepper: Yes, it was fun. Ten years ago.
Mr. Pibb: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Sam's Club Dr. Radical: 'scuse me gentlemen, could you spare any change?
Mr. Pibb: Ooh, sorry, don't have any, man.
Dr. Pepper: I only carry plastic.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-17 14:12:43 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 252 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />