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Lady GaGa and David the Gnome

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:05:43 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927186"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.d5f730194e2c5b3b8d5fb3ff6fd3d308.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1115013">Emily</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927186">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Just in time for the Holidays

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:31:37 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922825"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/f/collegehumor.6c6ea957379087bb5317bebfb115ed8a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:843678">Matt Jones</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922825">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Who Doesn't Belong

Thu, 14 May 2009 12:29:57 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1911114"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/4/collegehumor.649404bb29004de76bdff9a487b0da91.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1930823">Ken</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

My Boring Co-Worker

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:48:30 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907989"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/6/collegehumor.6fd789bd6f2572e4965f71b64f340e3f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:653212">Brainstorm'd Comedy!</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Is this funny or accurate?

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:40:24 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905132"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.2e6c013fd66842b3d406fcfc769c87b5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905132">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

smashed potatoes

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:39:53 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901057"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/2/collegehumor.7732246492ebd9ad42d641a2e451a1df.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1513072">darren</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901057">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Car vs Store

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:32:44 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897829"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.a72d12c49da0d47c372387a787df104c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:73590">Medic</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897829">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

That Guy Amir

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:57:23 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892893"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/1/collegehumor.2c9f05a641e2e41d925672a1ef9b4dda.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1115013">Emily</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892893">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Shaun and Ed

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:52:42 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888277"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/2/collegehumor.bad529fd3f8eb7914733a0823e0875b8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:927446">Reilly</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888277">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

It's literally a Keystone LIGHT!

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:39:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885528"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.1b29499c1d23dc56cc2dc2ef37545aa5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1643682">Brian Carrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Solo Cup Commercial

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:14:58 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885332"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.59a02e2f625cf31cff4f349a4756c483.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:653212">Brainstorm'd Comedy!</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

I'm a Keeper

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:32:46 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885311"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/e/collegehumor.16856db40d77ea327f06f86e4e87c717.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:653212">Brainstorm'd Comedy!</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Secret Agent Surprise Party

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:29:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884282"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.3e433fd4b29ef3b17cae6529893a3307.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:653212">Brainstorm'd Comedy!</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 76 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Thought Bubble: September 8, 2008

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:06:47 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Welcome back to The Thought Bubble, bubble thinkers. I sit down with Adam Dello Buono and new-to-the-column John Fischer to discuss what spandex-clad men we'd like to see wrestle.

North vs South, Rebels vs Stormtroopers, Religion vs Common Sense. There have been some epic throwdowns in human history, but probably none so epic as fights that haven't happened between people that don't actually exist. What are some of your super-powered dream matches?

John: Honestly, I have to say that I'd like to see Namor vs Aquaman.

Adam: The fish would be so confused who to listen to.

John: True. Plus, Namor is a total bastard. Either he gets the shit kicked out of him, or we get to see someone in all orange get the shit kicked out of him. It's a win-win.

Adam: Totally. Also, they have fucking tridents.

John: Dude, tridents? Screw tridents, they could hit each other with whales.

Sean: Does Namor actually wield a trident?

John: I'm sure if you gave him a trident he'd get the general idea.

Adam: Yeah, it's the whole aquatic royalty weapon... thing.

Sean: Plus, Namor has proven to have actual effectiveness above ground, as evidenced by the whole flight, super strength, and increased durability thing.

Adam: He also looks like Spock.

Sean: And he also looks like Spock.

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Medieval Times at TCNJ

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:45:13 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827478"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.707f15c7d16c35fedafcfd16f6afb8ba.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1729354">Sheil</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Thought Bubble: August 15, 2008

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:57:47 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Good Works Tour to discuss what happens when you mix gamma rays with scotch and what upcoming supermovies he's excited about.

PANEL ONE: Drunk driving's bad. I think that's something all of us can get behind. You know what's worse? Drunk superhero-ing. Imagine if the car being drunk driven could fly, shoot lasers, and read your mind. There have been some pretty heavy abusers over the years.

Sean: Of course the classic example is Tony Stark
James: Agreed. Though they didn't play it up in the movie, that man is a booze fiend
Sean: "Get me a scotch, I'm starving." I think they did a good job showing his love of the bottle.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-15 18:57:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Rail Attempt Goes Bad

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:43:26 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825320"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.b78466968bf5477299604cb93061deb8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1558850">James</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825320">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Thought Bubble: July 31, 2008

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:39:28 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Good Works Tour. We discuss THE BEST MOVIE EVER, Samuel L Jackson's headshine, and our dream matches.

PANEL ONE: Best Opening Weekend ($158.4 million), Best Single Day($66.4 million). Top movie on IMDB Top 250 list. Could beat Titanic for highest-grossing film of all time. The dust has settled. Dark Knight. Let's talk about it.

Sean: Seen it twice.
James: Seen it once but at midnight the night it came out. I was very pleased
Sean: As was I. This makes up for Bat-Skates, Bat-nipples,Bat-Airboards, and Chris O'Donnell.
James: Agreed! I thought the theme of the film was totally amazing. ...But I did have a big problem with the end.
Sean: The hero not being the hero?

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Thought Bubble: July 17, 2008

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:22:31 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> (New to the series? Check out the first issue here.) This time, Gay Wolverine shows up, along with movie execs admitting they made a mistake and some of the most shameful powers to ever get gamma-rayed for.

Um... mulligan?
PANEL ONE: Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, the Batman series reboot, and Iron Man are ushering in a new era of superhero movies. Gone are the days of Batnipples, Catwomen, and Shaq, now is the time of solid story lines, believable villains, and relatable superheroes (emo dance breaks notwithstanding). With the Avengers movie teasing us at the very distant horizon, it seems that the best is yet to come. How is Hollywood going to screw it up?

Sean: Two words: Iron-nipples
Adam: Hey man, the ladies love 'em. I think that's where male disdain for them stemmed from.
Sean: Jealousy?
Adam: Could be. Rock hard nipples all the time, can cut through glass, etc. If that doesn't get you hot I don't know what does.
Sean: My nipples cut through ass.
Adam: Trust me, I know.
Sean: Before we get too personal for the Grown-Men-In-Tights Column, lets veer back to the movies. I'm really glad to see Hollywood bigwigs willing to admit they screwed up an awesome story and take a redo, like with Hulk.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-17 15:22:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Graphic Truth: Excuses for Summer School

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:23:43 -0400

Not based on personal experience, Mom, come on, I swear!

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