Robbie Stevenson: Okay, this whole thing kinda freaks me out. You see, I have this new friend-Allen Strange: Hello, Robbie!Robbie: Oh, Allen! You scared me!Allen: That was not my intention. (Picks up umbrella) What is this for?Robbie: Poor Allen,...
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The Story of Michael Jordan's Run-In with Steroids A dark cloud is hanging over LooneyToon Land today. Reports of superstar Michael Jordan using performance enhancing drugs have circled, originating in LooneyToon Land. While fans of Jordan's are...
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Remember the days before Nickelodeon sucked? Ahhh, the days they were...amidst all of the garbage Nickelodeon continues to currently air, stuff like Back at the Barnyard or The Naked Brothers Band , you can only imagine the possibility of a new...
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As our seniors march towards their doom, I mean graduation day, they are facing the daunting prospect of leaving the safety of college and entering the cruelties of the real world. There are a host of concerns that the Class of 2009 faces,...
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The Top 10 T-shirts that really represent Temple University Have you ever been to the bookstore, and then just left? Yeah, me too. That's because the best stuff there is the...
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Let's get this out of the way first. America loves Bacon. And yes, Bacon deserves to be capitalized. Let's apply Bacon to fast food. My fast food of choice is Wendy's....
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Hi! I'm Rudy Mezzy, and this is "Stuff I Don't Like". Today, I'll be talking about Parents on Facebook. Sources have shown that most users are aged between 35 and 59. So, the...
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The cops thought they had her. Co-star of the TV Reality series The Simple Life, Nicole Richie, was sentenced to 48 hours in jail after being accused of stealing a $4.5...
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These New Laws Are Sure To Make Everyone Happy Nowadays it's stimulus package this, Economic crisis that, blah, blah, blah. Americans are struggling to find anything positive...
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PHILADELPHIA, PA. In light of the current economic recession and the decreasing value of my financial portfolio, I decided that I was going to forget about how "broke-ass-broke" I was and I was going to have a little fun. And what is more fun than...
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The truth may set you free but it will not get you laid. So next time that you are out, why be you, when you can be somebody else. Published AuthorYou are going to be the next big thing. Talk about how your book transcends both socio-economic...
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These are the excerpts from St. Brosef patron saint of the frat bro. One of the lesser known disciples St. Brosef later chronicled Jesus and his brocapades in this lost gospel: Brosef 2:1 There came three wise bros from State U proclaiming"...
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Plagiarism is the art of stealing other people's works. Academically, it is the equivalent of Heroin or Amphetamines because it is synonymous with cheating and taking the easy way out. Plagiarizers, a distinct ethnic group ...
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Smalls: Hey, guys, who's gonna go over to Mr. Mertle's house tomorrow to talk about baseball with him.Benny: I went last week.Ham: I'm not going.Timmy: Me neither.Tommy: Me neither.Smalls: Come on, somebody's got to go. That's the deal, we gotta...
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Some college students like to use pain and stupidity as an alternate way to make money. Two Temple University students, Steve and Ryan, decided that they could make money on the internet by filming daring videos, some of which include prank...
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The scene: Every small party or gathering where drinking is involved, and activities are scarce.(Dialogue is translated into the true meaning of what has been said.) Chick: This party is so boring. Dude: Crap! We have to do something...
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Ego: Hey guys, we haven't had an article on College Humor in a while.Left Brain: You're right. Ready to type, p-langs?Fingers: Yes sir!Ego: Ok, we have to make this good. We need to get a lot of likes.Left Brain: You're right. We've been slacking...
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Reporter: I'm here with Howard Lewis, who just made the game-winning shot as time expired...Howard: It feels awesome! I can't believe it! Um, the play was meant for Mark, as you saw he took the last shot, but he missed it and luckily I was just in...
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Dear Journal,I know I haven't written here since the guys found you in my bookbag and made copies of the story about how I had that weird dream (which, by the way Dr. Kaufman told me everybody has dreams like that, and even though it was my...
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A few minutes later...Robin Hood: Halt!Pedestrian: Sorry, I don't have any change.Robin Hood: But I am Robin Hood!Pedestrian: Get a job!
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Roommate Confessions: Issue 16
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HA! Look at how stupid that black sweater is!
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Sir Brian, of the Philadelphia Public Transit System
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CH Sports Weekly: Funnier Than Michigan Football!
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