My roommate, his girlfriend, her roommate, and I all took a trip tonight to Party City. His girlfriend wanted to exchange a costume she had bought earlier, and I tagged along to take a look at the selection. If you have ever been to the Party...
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I just received an invitation via Facebook to National Sex Day, which begins at 12:00am December 21st, and ends at 12am December 22nd. They even have a link to a resource for getting free condoms. For some reason I am endlessly fascinated by this...
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Prerequisites: Partying 101, Partying 102, Partying 201, Partying 231Becoming knowledgeable about alcohol is something that takes time. Granted, some people started drinking when they were like 12 and were certified barkeeps by highschool. The...
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Prerequisites: Partying 101, Partying 102, Partying 201 If you go to a lot of parties, you will start to notice certain trends. Everything I've talked about in the previous installments is a trend. In the same way, when you become more experienced...
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Prerequisites: Partying 101, Partying 102 When you eventually get your own place off campus, the first thing you want to do is throw a party. You'll probably be planning this party before you even have furniture or electricity, which is good. I...
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Prerequisites: Partying 101 Okay, so you made it to the party; hopefully fashionably late, with a bunch of girls, and without any significant-other-drama. Now you can let loose and have a good time. I can't teach you how to do that, but I still...
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I've thrown my fair share of parties. In fact my roommate's and my house has become somewhat famous. There's even a picture from one of our parties on CollegeHumor.com, so it must be legit.Not only that, but I've been to my fair share of parties...
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you know, there are a LOT of useless jobs out there.today, its Movie Reviewer guy.Movie Reviewer guy, you are a useless piece of crap.Seriously.i would like to know the person that bases their decision on seeing a movie, on some random guy's...
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(taken from my article from collegeslackers.com)Have you ever found yourself alone on a Thursday night with a bottle of brand-x vodka, checking everyone’s away messages? No? Me either.But just in case, here’s a fabulous way to make it...
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There is an issue with beer pong that I have been arguing about with my friends, and that is about what formation of cups is the easiest to make in a game of beer pong. Now, this does not include pussy formations such as the power eye and the...
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On April 21, the Gentlemen will be holding the Official Premiere of The Grease Jar at their house in College Park, MD. The festivities will include an ice luge, a slip-and-slide, burgers and dogs and the debut of TheGreaseJar.com clothing line....
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Nick
It's nice to see Gary Busey is working again
October 16, 2009 |
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Save a Poll: Wisconsin is in terrible danger of having birds on their license plate. Vote badger
October 13, 2009 |
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Nick
The top 278 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with "pants"
February 18, 2009 |
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I see the point they're trying to make, but he didn't look cool to begin with
January 17, 2009 |
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Best circus ever
November 24, 2008 |
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LC
Did Twisted Sister just come through here singing something about not taking it?
November 16, 2008 |
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POV: Guy Stuck in Class
August 19, 2008 |
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Dramatic Chipmunk
June 19, 2007 |
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Facebook Off
June 03, 2007 |
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I love Dogs Playing Poker.
January 13, 2007 |