Dear Mr. Mencia, You are the worst thing to happen to cable television since Oprah got her own channel. Everyone knows you are a dumb racist bigot, who steals jokes, and bad ones at that. You have no sense of morals, responsibility, or humor, and...
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So, everyone remembers the perilous days comprising freshman year. The drunken nights, the debauchery -- it all makes for good memories. Sadly, only the older students have these memories. Younger students like yours truly are living them. Though...
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Let's take a brief look at the history of these United States:ArmadasBritsInjunsFrenchiesTeaMore Brits WhigsBlacksJohn Wilkes BoothesBlacksRich People with ElectricityPoor People without...
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So the Gods of masturbation have granted you this one chance Mr. Frodo, an opportunity for a single dorm room. Will you crumble under the increasing pressure of your hand's stranglehold on your rod, or will you prove worthy as your school's most...
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The retail price across the nation for a 60 GB PS3 is $599. For the same money one could fund a small wedding ceremony and reception. Let's see which is a better investment. PS3::Small Wedding Ceremony/New Wife Guarantees hours upon hours of...
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In a recent interview, Lindsay Lohan admitted to suffering from Bulimia and Anorexia, and in doing so has become the poster child for young, rich, skinny, biatches. It’s my humble opinion that it might do her some good to gain a little...
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When CH began the post feature on the site, they figured it would go over nicely. They assumed people would post things like "I saw that sign on my way to work, but I totally thought it was real. It's hard to argue the fact that fag weiner's are...
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Everyday I notice at least five people falling asleep in class. They aren't always the same five people, but drool on a desk and closed eyelids are not uncommon things in classrooms across the nation. This tells me one of two things. The first...
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When the question "who would win if Superman and Batman were to fight to the death?" is asked, everyone immediately answers "Superman, duh. What kind of a question is that? I mean he is the man of steel. I don't think anyone could beet superman...
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College can be a fun place, but like any party, you don't want to overstay your welcome. Here's a list of ways you know you've been in college for too long. ...Sleep is a thing of the past. ... Way more than half of your wall is covered...
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The shocker has engraved itself in our culture, and by no coincidence has played the supporting role in many pictures on this site. Of course we are all familiar with "Two in the pink, one in the stink" but what does that really mean, and why has...
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If you were half as addicted to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as I was in my younger days, and if you're in college right now you almost certainly were, you can probably recite the theme song, tell me which turtle used what weapon, and have a...
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Hardcore Rugball
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War?
November 21, 2006 |
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Biggest blunt ever. Seriously.
November 11, 2006 |
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Britney Spears
November 09, 2006 |
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Ninja Turtles / Power Rangers: Who Would Win?
November 06, 2006 |
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Two is better than one.
November 02, 2006 |
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i drank a fifth of captains over 5 hours while making it. then i won another one for winning the costume contest. marty mcfly was rocking out.
November 02, 2006 |
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"Slump buster of the year!"
November 02, 2006 |
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Fishing for PDA... just throw some booze in the pool as bait and wait.
November 01, 2006 |