Junior High Band Plays Halo Theme

I was at my girlfriend's sister's junior high school band recital and they played the Halo theme.

Hulk Cock.

This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.

I didn't know dogs did anything but doggy style.

Braums New Flavor

Your kid draws real good like.

Little brother shaming older brother

So my brother, Conor, stayed up all night long partying and didnt sleep at all that night til about 1:40 pm. Then at about 4:20 pm I went to make another video of Conor all passed out. I shamed him with almost everything I could. I used chairs, toilet paper, duck tape, pillows, shelves, guitar hero guitar, water cooler, hangers, Miller Lite case, some of his navy hats, I taped ping pong balls and change to his face, put a cigarette in his nose, put some phone books on top of him, I taped is leg to a chair and some other random stuff. While I was video taping Conor, he woke up and was still completely hammered. He still has no idea it happened, when he woke up later he asked if I piled some stuff on top of him or if it was a dream. All this went down about a mile from Texas Tech University in Lubbock.

My friend sent me a picture of a resteraunt in Abu Dhabi accross the street where he is living. Called Al Motherfuck

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

That Guy

just another that guy picture

Tyler Hansbrough jumping into a pool

after you learn the cleaveland steamer there's no substitute

Heathly choice just came out with the cafe steamer

motivational winehouse

Hey! Bear F*cker!

Rosario Dawson / My Girlfriend's Sister

Cup-O-Water

Big Bad Bitch

My dog ate a pink highlighter under the bed and wanted to bite my finger off after I caught her.

That Guy

I've honed my creeper skills to a razor edge.

Some of us just accept the inevitable.

This is on my roommate's wall. He quit smoking a while back, but you never know.

Snow Penis

Went to Colorado. Built a snow penis.