Same Chick--Different Night

Had to be carried in by our friends mom, tried to fight her, then made her exit from the night here.

Sometimes you have to burn the foosball table.

A 2'' long penis with 1 ball.

only facebook...

lookin into the new facebook marketplace stumbled across this beauty

democrats on the left, republicans on the right

Real political issues are solved on the table. The balls never lie.

heaven?

Dude throws a fit.

Someone clogged his toilet and this is the outcome.

Do you know how fast you were going? Oh, and not much, sup with you?

Donkey Problem

How to know you're in a gay bar

me and a friend walked into a bar in Glasgow Scotland, noticed there were way too many guys and not enough chicks, i went to take a piss afer my friend and this is what i saw. he never mentioned it, but walks out and goes yeah i'm pretty sure this is a gay bar, i go in there, this is 1 of 2 posters in teh bathroom talking about safe sex and getting checked. he never saw it. i'll add the other too, if you want to put them together go for it. i dunno if you'd consider this R so i'll put it as that just incase

Year's worth of Dasani

I had about 6 bottles collected at one time in my room and decided to start a wall. 7 months later I've completed my finest work yet. Screw Beeramids.

Men - ruining all pictures since the 1800's.

Zit From Hell

Should've seen the one he had on his ass.

phallic cookie

My roommate brought me home a rabbit cookie. First I ate the ears, then I ate the right arm. Immediately after I pulled off the left arm, I got this.

Don't be such a pussy

So my friend and I are both in an Advanced Digital Imaging art class, and we always smart off and are assholes, and our prof left him this critique.

Drunk

There are gooks outside.

ultimate beer pong (288 cups)

this is how we play beer pong at tech everywhere else they are pussys!!!!

Which one of these is not like the others?

Glasscock County

I saw this sign driving to San Antonio through the middle of central Texas. It was too great to not take a picture.

Hes that guy...